The Turkey 2015 Entry # 5

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 5

It’s funny, I’d think for as many violent chickens as we got for El Pollo Malligno, there’d be more horror turkey’s, cause dammit this one is fun as hell with its frosted eyes of death… maybe people are afraid of making the holiday too real!

The Mummy Entry # 14

The Mummy Entry # 14

Not sure why… Maybe it’s the wraps piling up like a scarf that reminds me of the Red Baron, but, all I know is I want this discerning Eastwood eyed mummy to be a frozen pizza brand icon… that or maybe he could groaningly approve an exotic but lightly spiced hot chocolate mix… Mostly I’m saying, he could make our grocery stores better!

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 4

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 4

“No one puts Baby in a bad movie. This summer A Land After Time: Baby’s Revenge” -Yes! Good captioning even!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 3

The Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry # 3

Man MBW as a full on entertainment network? even I havent taken the dream that far yet! I like it. Now ignoring how F’ing sweet your pukwudgie looks and how genuinely they seem to be into hi-jinx and adventures… I wanna talk details… which one’s the messy one? what kind of wacky neighbors are we working? Is the theme song uptempo or dramatic? (I btw have already answered all those questions in my head)

The Sandman Entry # 7

The Sandman Entry # 7

“Use every part of the beast…” – Yes! call me old fashioned but dammit ever since Beastmaster, I’ve always loved me an eyeless mystic with a ladle full of people parts! And I don’t even know what it’d smell like but I cant imagine a bag full of eyeballs that big smells anything close to good!

The Feral Children Entry # 7

The Feral Children Entry # 7

“Feral Pharell” – Yes! I was wondering how long it would take you kids to do the proper wordplay to get that hat in there! Good lamprey toofed mouth, a huge fan of the flint knife and 1980 bbq tong combo tool kit and honestly, for a feral kid, that’s not a bad garland pose!

The World Turtle Entry # 5

The Third Place WorldT urtle Entry

Dammit competition for most morose! though I don’t even know is business class a downer?… well besides knowing that all your world traveling is someone else’s idea… so yeah… I guess it is… hahaha! Good old timey businessman’s attire btw!

Judge’s Commentary – It is an excellent piece that had a strong chance to be the win, but I simply couldn’t get over the burden of the depression and despair embodied in the turtle’s & mankind’s being.

The Groundhog’s Shadow Entry # 3

The Third Place Groundhogs Shadow Entry

Man I don’t, not love a good double negative! And such a (pardon the pun) cold phrase! But riddle me this… where does a groundhog find well nibbled human remains that are smaller than you know, a ground hog? Anyone else thinking gateway to hollow earth?

Judge’s Comments – Cause if you’re me, you feel both the Banthas and the Rancors of the world never got a fair shake on screen, and any attempt to bring them the recognition they deserve is appreciated and while my next runner up (number 8) was dark as hell… this one is literally darker… and sometimes that’s enough!

Moll Dyer Entry # 11

Moll Dyer Entry # 11

This one came in late so she missed judgement but I’ll generally always share a picture, kinda interesting how being in a band called Witchbanger has zero effect on my conscience but looking at these gollumed, captive, expectant eyes made me feel kinda icky… but just for like a second or two… ha! stupid feelings!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 9

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 9

See I’m so torn, do i read this like a death themed rattlesnake and skull in the desert kinda doom and fear pic, or is it a theme of rebirth like a flower through the cracked concrete… I’m going doom as its in my nature… but I swear it’s borderline purdy!

The Flying Heads Entry # 9

The Flying Heads Entry # 9

This is probably just an owl carrying a flaming, vampiric, scarecrow head in it’s beak, but if not, it’s freaking terrifying! Kinda loving the hollow lantern eyes here and good scary raptor claws too!

The Flying Heads Entry # 8

The Flying Heads Entry # 8

Yes, someone accidentally left their non-photo blue pencil on the default “adorable as f*ck” setting! I love when that happens! … oh and, laugh it up furball!

Bes Entry # 5

Bes (the egyptian diety) Entry # 5

Oh man its like a crazy mulleted disco santa! I like where this going! well i suppose that disco ball could be a new years ball dropping but same dif! Look at the dwarfy strength in those limbs and I swear that lil egyptian cotton wrap is like millimeters from what we in the biz call revealing!

How the Abominable Snowman Saved Xmas Entry #7

How the Abominable Snowman Saved Xmas Entry #7

I’m in the middle of a compilation of Lovecraft inspired shorts for my holiday read, and it keeps reminding me that I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for ageless horrors beyond description from the inky and endless abyss! Though in this case, I bet that’s fruity candy-cane all over his teeth!

the Pig-Faced Women Entry # 8

The Second Place PIg Faced Women Entry

It’s amazing how when something lacks a corporeal body how quickly my references limit themselves to Boglins or Madballs and the first is only in play if the head also features tiny dino arms so it seems we’re talking about how the ears and hair would affect the bounce of this character… and my answer… brilliantly! Cause while no one wants to admit it, unpredictable is always more fun!

Judge’s Commentary
E: This one makes me think of all the weird creature movies from the eighties. I don’t know why but I bet this one drives a semi and is good at arm wrestling.
J: I like the scar and the badassedness.

The Sea Goat Entry # 2

The Sea Goat Entry # 2

Hey good Goat noise captioning! It’s amazing how much more romance a sunset can add to a beast drawing! Also good mystery fingers on the beer holding hand!

Judge’s Commentary
#2 – Awesome effort! This reminds me a “party” fraternity mule – something that belongs in and was a victim of the film editing of the 1978 classic “Animal House”. One tragic flaw is the presence of the left human/goat hand – a goat would eat the can – not hold the can.