The Mermacorn Entry # 4

The Mermacorn Entry # 4

I do believe this is a first! A veteran competitors little brother sneaking in! I’ll let them sort it out! F’ing great snot and I appreciate that he’s following the every other fishtail faces right rule!

The Fury Entry # 6

The Furies Entry # 6

Aww now I want a fancy 3-d program too… Not sure if all zoos have the injection mold machines that make animal souvenirs smelling ferociously of crayon. But ours do and dammit if one that made topless Mythical Beasts wouldn’t be cool.

the Snawfus Entry # 3

the Snawfus Entry # 3

Monkeys… nature’s karmic kamikazes. My guess is he pays down the line (hint hint)… Regardless, I am a huge fan of the Snawfus pus and the monkey butt.

the Cactus Cat Entry # 2

the Cactus Cat Entry # 2

“Half horny toad, half mountain lion, the cactus cat’s long barbed tongue is used to pierce the cacti it feeds upon from a distance, as to not be pricked by the plant’s thorns. It then sucks the juices up through the hollow center of the organ.”