The Aswang Entry # 2

The Aswang Entry # 2

As many of my agency buddies will tell you, its all about knowing your target market… and evry good CD knows Aswangs like livers, babies and synthesized bull nut all marketed with the subtle class of a dirt bike on a golf green! Also while i knew babies are fatty, who would’ve thought the math would figure to 109 calories a sip?!

The Baba Yaga Entry # 6

The Baba Yaga Entry # 6

Haha, so maaaaybe the liquor took this one a lil off course but I’m excited you broke out the brushes! and I bet we can make this work… cause obviously you’ve just widdled down to the core of a giant mouthed witch. I mean what says witchy more than mean? hence the stream of mean girl banter, what’s the core element in a giant mouth well obviously you think the tooth and witches being notoriously stuck in their old ways will always go corded phone vs the internet favored banana! There… done!

The Cockatrice Entry # 4

The Cockatrice Entry # 4

I demanded an explanation on this one and I’m pretty glad i did!

ok so…..
the head is aaron rogers since he’s the qb for the packers and that automatically makes him a cock lol. then i drew the claws for hands and feet.
the body is bob dylan. i dont really consider him a serpent, it just worked really well.
the wings are cigarette and chocolate ads since dragons make smoke and like chocolate….i’m not sure about the last one, but i like to think its been scientifically proven.
and then adam levin’s face is in the corner since he’s a weasel.

The Ogopogo Entry # 2

The First Place Ogopogo Entry

I was curious how deep we’d get before we got a pogo sticking beast! I mean look at the thigh definition that much hopping can bring about… and I’m gonna sidestep how great the mustachio-d goat head with the wonky eyes is (it really is pretty great) in favor of just loving the hell out of his shoulder mounted fish friend!

Judge’s Commentary – I was hoping someone would do the obvious and include a pogo stick – and perfectly placed to keep things G-rated. Mustaches are in this year so that’s a plus. Also, I love the fish even though I can’t tell if he’s a sidekick or dinner. First place!

Beasts On Skates Entry # 6

Beasts On Skates Entry # 6

Yes a lil character development even! And it’s funny I really think Sleepwalkers gave cat people a bad rep in my mind of incestuous shut ins… but if you put the pieces together one would assume the speed, agility and spine crunching capabilities would serve the derby well! Also points for getting the word tampon in there!

The Hootpecker Entry # 10

The Hootpecker Entry # 10

So I will in fact believe this Hootpecker is a pimp, what with his fancy duds, hat and perhaps a stogie, though i worry a bit for his health (and i know a pimp cant be bothered with such trivial nonsense) but those eyes are screaming thyroid problem or the dreaded dia-beet-uz… nevertheless the pimpstick doubling as an axe is a nice touch.