The Turkey 2015 Entry # 6

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 6

One of my favorite things about the turkey draw is that it gives everyone, new drawers and old favorites alike, a quick chance to stop in and say hi… and to make fun of my pug for always looking pensive… well and in this instance… for having terrifying bird legs!

Jackalope VS Leprechaun Entry # 1

The Jackalope Vs Leprechaun Entry # 1

“hey Mister… I don’t take carrots from strangers.” – Man that Leprechaun looks “cancelled”… And just as a public service message for the young’ns out there… if someone you’re with’s drunk their eye lazy, it’s always possible you’ll might have a great time… but you can safely assume they no longer have your best interest at heart!

The Aswang Entry # 6

The Aswang Entry # 6

Hahaha! man that’s some solid vampire hair and potentially my favorite ever ice cream cone style baby brain dispenser (aka it’s head)… you can see the spots where the juices softened up the edge so much she just had to take a few bites! though im not sure that really works with heads, but hey its fun to imagine!

The Groundhog’s Shadow Entry # 5

The Groundhog’s Shadow Entry # 5

Man there are way more of you who want to send a groundhog to a horrific and probably especially tender and juicy end than I would have thought. Now if i were this particular chubby cheeked clover nibbling guy… i might just reach down and hit that really obvious off button but hey that’s just me.

Moll Dyer Entry # 4

Moll Dyer Entry # 4

“Frozen in stone” – Yesss, interesting theory that she was not in fact dead, only slowed down a bit and perhaps a lil contemplative! You know one of our old drawers had such a good story about a full day lost in dekalb on a bean bag to the “evils” of the pot… I just wish I could remember more of it… Ha!

the Pig-Faced Women Entry # 1

the Pig-Faced Women Entry # 1

Oh hell yes starting the week off with one of my favorite artists returning from a lil hiatus! Look at that lil wolf boy widow’s peak blurring the lines between pig and predator… Remarkably accurate period attire and such good directionally ambivalent inbred eyes… swoon!

The Cyclops Entry # 6

The Cyclops Entry # 6

You kids and your clever spellings this week, this one’s a ShiClops cause he’s part Shitzu (if it wasn’t relatively obvious)…
Having grown up with a one eyed dog, I’m going to say while adorable, this one just doesn’t seem as smelly as I remember them to be, and not mind you from a lack of washings!

The Merman Entry # 8

the Merman Entry # 8

He’s a Ham-Mer-Man-Head-Shark Why yes he is, and is he sporting fish patterned Good Times era flairs? Plus that I’m so high I’m just gonna hug myself look is downright adorable

The Wulgaru Entry # 6

The Wulgaru Entry # 6

“He’s got wood!” Why yes he does, though i gotta say the wood boner seems like a distraction so we don’t notice that this is most definitely a robot from the future disguised in a variety of tree parts! I’ll always love the multiple sheets of lined paper, and other than my friend ken who doesn’t like bird’s nests?

The Redcap Entry # 4

The Redcap Entry # 4

It came with the caption “It’s a small small world!” Which if one were to believe the perspective here, it does seem to be. But that air drumming of iron spikes manifesting falling human forms what? Seeding the earth? Or is he shaking the wasted carcasses off of the spikes down on a now dead planet… I honestly just don’t know but I, for one, am entertained!

the Snawfus Entry # 4

the Snawfus Entry # 4

Nothing like a northwoods style wood fired kitchen! The question that comes to my mind is does it still smell delicious once it’s gone all the way through a Snawfus?

The Thriae Entry # 8

The Thriae Entry # 8

So I usually crop in tight on these oblong ones but I just couldn’t cut off those adorable camel toed feet and what I’m assuming is the caption mentioned mood ring. Now what i need to know is just what the hell is behind that taped on flap and what happened to that poor bespectacled youths arms. Also, and I’m not sure, but I feel this may be another rare case of ghost arms!

the Cactus Cat Entry # 10

the Cactus Cat Entry # 10

Oh i do love when they follow the description pretty much word for word! The “boney feet” are amazing, and i was curious how long it would take to get a tapper on one of these cacti!

The Monkey Man Entry # 1

the Monkey Man Entry # 1

Sweet! I love when the first entry does a good job of defining one of the vague descriptors like “button”! I’m a big fan of the “vote 4 Me”, nice saftey harness/Wookie wrap and such beautiful lashes!

Judge’s Commentary

The hair is the just right amount of disheveled…clearly up to no good yet with such lovely eyes and peaceful yoga-ish toes.

the Satyr Entry # 7

the Satyr Entry # 7

Entitled Dancing With the Satyr… Man I don’t recall ever saying that the Satyr was such a demanding jerk! Let the music move your partner Mr Satyr, or what’s the point? Extra credit for the bright crayon-y head wound though!

Gol-Goroth Entry # 8

Gol-Goroth Entry # 8

Yes! A Gol-Goroth picnic featuring what else but Submarine Sandwiches! I love that the wee sailors waited until this point to abandon ship, like being in a picnic basket wasn’t enough warning?

the ChickenFoot Entry # 4

Chicken Foot Entry # 4

Ha! Soo sexy! Now is the sumptuous waitress chickenfoot showing her wares for tips or is this like the Hitchhikers Guide’s Ameglian Major Cow? Where she comes table side to suggest her finest parts and how best they’d be

The KinderFresser Entry # 6

The Kinder Fresser Entry # 6

Aaahh! That really is a kinda horrific monster, what with his crazy cow skull mouth and those giant boils or moles… And I believe first blood pools of the week! Plus the the Becks can just cracked me up.

Judge’s Commentary

Sausage tail FTW!!!

the Pigsie Entry # 3

the Pigsie Entry # 3

You guys are tilting twisted fast! Bodies hanging from the trees! And either a cool cat Pigsie giving us a fonzie esque thumbs up or a Pigsie who’s too lazy to walk from the church to the saloon so he’s hitching! Great giant thumbs!

the Dungavehooter Entry # 2

the Dungavehooter Entry # 2

Oh my lord do i have no idea what’s going on here, but it made me laugh! The subject line said Yum toady hah a hah a hah it’s got what seems to be a broken peen, and are those toad motion lines? Regardless it seems like a very nice little island!

the Hodag Entry # 2

the Hodag Entry # 2

You know, I’ve used the term “Dagwood” for a silly big sandwich so long, it took me a second to remember it was named after a character. I love the tiny pea sized head, and i swear that lovable face looks exactly like our old cohort Randy!

the Batutut Entry # 3

the Batutut Entry # 3

Pssst! I think she’s in the cave… I’m especially fond of the idea that someone decided to camp right in the mouth of what I assume is Batutut canyon. And good usage of the standard Bigfoot uniform of cutoffs and flip flops!

the Grindylow Entry # 5

the Grindylow Entry # 5

And a Grindylow siiiings liiiike THHHHHIIIIIs! the moment I saw it that’s all I could think, I mean it could be conducting an orchestra, but that looks like singing to me. I also like that it’s the exact opposite of a wacky waving inflatable…

the Ogre Entry # 5

the Ogre Entry # 5

My lord is that a giant testicle? I know his excitement is damn near infectious. What I’m puzzled by is the crotchitorial region… like each time i think i get it figured, it turns into something else… so I’ll just leave it to you…

the Baku Entry # 8

the Baku Entry # 8

Now it’s been like 20 years since i went to House on the Rock but I’m relatively sure this lil guy would fit right in on their carousel… Nice job differentiating species parts with color… and dammit is that… Yep nice crown of thorns! Ha!

Judge’s Commentary

Close to my heart. Pretty much what I would have drawn. Submitted by Carol btw Honorable mention for number 6….It’s all in the eyes. Eyelashes? Perfect

The Gatormen Entry # 1

the Gatorman Entry # 1

Such a buff and obviously intelligent young Gatorman… And I knew i was gonna be in trouble the moment i typed “hunt turtles”… Regardless I love that this guy has a front tail and he does seem happy!

the Squonk Entry # 4

the Squonk Entry # 4

No wonder he cries all the time… this Squonk is hideous ; ) I’m a huge fan of the little moley hair sprouts and I assume its just the waves over there on the left it looks sorta like he has a giant pair of lopsided testicles! Fantastic fingers too.

The Golem Entry # 3

The Golem Entry # 3

Interesting… honestly no idea how it’s a Golem but it seems to fit in the general realm of old jewish and magic? Unless the pig is the creator of the human Golem in order to end his incredibly unclean yet delicious, delicious life?

The Batsquatch Entry # 4

The Batsquatch Entry # 4

So did he miss the cow and only get the bell or does he have said bovine by the tip of the ear? regardless Great creepy tree and that cave full of eyes is kinda cracking me up and i love his lil Batsquatch tongue

Judge’s Commentary

It’s the cows face that got me on this one. His complete look of surprise/bewilderment is priceless. Is he surprised that the Batsquatch has taken him? Or, is he bewildered that he’s in this strange place that a cow clearly doesn’t belong? Either way, it’s left me guessing for quite sometime.

The Fucanglong Entry # 7

The Fucanglong Entry # 7

Who needs to fly. I’ve got running shoes. I’m not entirely convinced that this lil guy isn’t Crash Bandicoot under all that beautiful mosaic scale work! And I’m interested in this front leg running technique

the Succubus Entry # 3

the Succubus Entry # 3

My lord, I don’t care what district you’re from, not in front of the children bus! Though I have to admit the rage/horror on the guy whos car is getting violated has me pretty entertained, And good captioning!

the Great Pumpkin Entry # 3

the Great Pumpkin Entry # 3

Having never watched said show I can’t really comment on the reference … so I’ll just love that it looks like the mom has a pumpkin stalk handle on the top of her head, and to note that fat kids are always funny… unless you’re the fat kid.

the Gnome Entry # 9

the Gnome Entry # 9

Aww man, this humorous lil guy has one of those fancy pint sized pachyderms! and a pink one to boot! I like the sultry, drunken manner is which he’s covering/teasing with that (oak?) leaf… next stop, Gnome burlesque troop!

the Piasa Bird Entry # 5

the Piasa Bird Entry # 5

Oooh going heavy on the snake, I kinda like it! I assume those are wings on either side? And the face on the twerpy kid on the right is some amazing combo of duck and alien that i bet you couldn’t recreate if you tried!

the Piasa Bird Entry # 4

the Piasa Bird Entry # 4

Yum Yum Eat ‘Em Up!Ha! Kinda adorable! Plus those are borderline moose antlers which i love… and while it entertains me to no end when you copy each other I’m gonna point out that rattles themselves are not famously poisonous.

the Pilgrimm Entry # 3

the Pilgrimm Entry # 3

Oh “LOVEY” shall we spread out the blanket and invite the neighbors? Ha! Man I’m 50% responsible for the ones up so far and I’m already afraid of the malformed boobs to come. The contents of the bag still have me giggling.

the Turkey Entry # 9

the Turkey Entry # 9

Haha! Someone’s abusing the office supply drawer… That’s enough teeny post its to feed someone who eats a ton of little tiny post its, and where does one even come across a beak colored and shaped paperclip? Now i want one!

the Pope Lick Monster # Entry 2

the Pope Lick Monster # Entry 2

Some things are just meant to be album covers… hovering hellish goat men, Flames and giant bridges…babes in distress, literally like babies… And I think he’s burping?

The Long Wang Entry # 4

The Long Wang Entry # 4

See at first I was worried something less than favorable was happening here, but if you really look, it’s pretty obvious he’s harvesting geoduck. As everyone knows, that’s a grueling job, so you can’t fault him for letting his mind wander to more fanciful things.

Your Destructor Entry # 2

the Form Of Your Destructor Entry # 2

I’m not even one of those “I hate clowns” types but its hard for me to imagine someone choosing giant clown with one hand mysteriously tucked under his clown smock as a world ender…wait… JWG… awww… man that’s twisted!!!