The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 7

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 7

Like, a ten foot screaming owl is still a monster, man…
My favorite take on the Flatwoods Monster is still Nick Redfern’s. He has the damn documents that prove there’s a military intelligence program to frighten backwoods rubes: http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2011/11/a-monster-hoax/

Holy hell I had not seen that take! that’s pretty great, also… so is your 12 foot poofy chested owl!

The Vampire Entry # 7

The Vampire Entry # 7

Yes! Something about his clean lined minimalism that makes me want him either on the tail fin of a particularly terrifying airline, or… I’d eat the hell of Vampire brand frozen pizza… the tagline could just be “There’s probably not blood in the sauce… but you never know!”

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 6

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 6

Ah the windy city living up to it’s name. I like that you’ve somehow magically combined the ticks brawn with arthur’s lack of confidence here… and maybe I’ve never looked that closely but I’m pretty sure that fixture is waaaay fancier than chicago would pay for, everyone knows we spend all our money on road salt and street fairs!

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 3

The Charles Mill Lake Monster Entry # 3

You know I was curious if everyone was just going to ignore the fact that, to a lot of us, an arm-less CFTBL looks a lot like a scaled ween upon first imagining. Plus this ones got that high contrast stretched gate, psych record feel, that’s hard not to love!

The Catoblepas Entry # 8

The Catoblepas Entry # 8

Nice! A lil Motorhead a lil Hypnotoad and the amazingly limp, dead limbs of a lifeless frog thrown through the air! And man you know those nostril fumes are smelly!

The Ropen Entry # 6

The Ropen Entry # 6

Oh I see what you did there, lil, how you say?… word play! So first off. those are potentially the sexiest dino legs I’ve seen in some time and second (really isn’t it third) is an odd but true fact… long ago, I had a roomate that may have been a lil crazy, and when she saw someone in a hat that looked too small, would immediately start crying. This one would have her bawling!