The Bunyip Entry # 7

The Bunyip Entry # 7

You know what I always say, when in doubt, go hollow eyed, potbellied and make it fishing! Legendary killer indeed! it’s just no one mentions that it’s crappie he’s been killin’!

The Ropen Entry # 3

The Ropen Entry # 3

Hey look everyone! The Ropen’s gonna pass out in the volcano again… those Doctor Phongs will eat you up! I know from experience!

The Lufferlang Entry # 4

The Lufferlang Entry # 4

Man someone’s drawing prickly this week… oh wait that someone’s me… not sure what made me make this one so knobby and toothsome… but he sorta reminds me of when Gary the snail gets “hangry”!

The Gaki Entry # 1

The Gaki Entry # 1

I know I can’t be the only guy who tells his pup that I’m gonna eat his adorabley pudgy face… Only difference is this guy really wishes he could!

The Wooly Hen Entry # 2

The Wooly Hen Entry # 2

Feel’s a lot like maybe this was subconsciously plagiarized from Gary Larson…What can I say, I had a lot of Far Side calendars growing up!

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 3

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 3

You know I had a 1000 captions for this… my favorite of which was the a simple “meow”… but I think it works better if you let the poorly drawn eyes say it all!

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 2

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 2

“Stilted gate iszit than guv’ner? How’z bout you git o’er ‘ere an’ I brain ye wit me bot’l?” – Hey I said generally harmless, I never said nothing ’bout them being pleasant to talk to!

Quetzalcoatl Entry # 2

Quetzalcoatl Entry # 2

I”m carrying through the buddy theme with a peaceful pod of possums! … and…. might I add… making use of my new colored pencil presents, watch out Beth K, here I come!

The Misfit Toys Entry # 3

The Misfit Toys Entry # 3

It’s like teddy ruxpin only it only tells tale of ancient galactic terrors, and when he’s done, the wood of your room is wet with rot, you go missing, and your parents don’t even bother noticing, cause they’re busy with their new fish eyes that want so desperately to stare at the sea!

Oggie The Giant Salamander Entry # 2

Oggie The Giant Salamander Entry # 2

Seeing as you don’t see a whole lot of 3x scale yield sign and crossing gate-ars on ebay… Seems this big boy is a lil more resourceful than the radioactive cap might suggest!

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 4

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 4

Every year someone burns down their garage frying a bird… and every year… someone doesn’t take the time to learn to say the “oven words” right…

The Kitsune Entry # 2

The Kitsune Entry # 2

Feels a lil like my subconscious has already jumped ahead to 2016’s battle turkey! And while some of you may question the lack of pants… I’d like those same “yous” to explain how the hell you shove 9 tails through a pair of cutoffs? And beyond that, foxes don’t need no stinking trousers!

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry # 4

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry # 4

Is it more devastating to think he was there every year?… he’s just really really small…. So Linus never saw…

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 4

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 4

Dirty Dancing’s one of those movies I don’t even like, but dammit I’ve seen it way more times than I’d like to admit… so now you get this… but know “I had the time of my life and I owe it all to you-ou-oooouuu!”

The Underwater Panther Entry # 1

The Underwater Panther Entry # 1

You can tell he’s underwater cause of those bubbles meow…. also not entirely sure but its possible I just accidentally drew Snarf?

The Dingbat Entry # 2

The Dingbat Entry # 2

I wanted to go with a potentially realistic bullet catching device… and from what I figure, given lumberjack era technology, skillet on a stick makes the most sense! The bullet belts and wrist tapes are there just to let you know he’s bad ass!

The Hippalectryon Entry # 1

The Hippalectryon Entry # 1

So say a Hippalectryon was first at the scene at the Kraken’s assault on Joppa, I mean odds are sans gorgon head, he may not have fared as well as he had hoped, and given that the events that transpired soon after probably overshadowed his tale… but that doesn’t mean his sacrifice should just be forgotten…

The Momo Entry # 6

The Momo Entry # 6

So that yogi bear neck thing… I think I always thought it an ascot, but its not, it’s like a scarf and a collar to nothing… the world makes less sense now…

The Corn Mother Entry # 2

The Corn Mother Entry # 2

Corn MOOOOOOTTHHHHEEEEEERRR! In the spirit of Glen, if I don’t win this, I’m kicking somebody’s ass!

The Bean Nighe Entry # 2

The Bean Nighe Entry # 2

If cops always have the best weed… you gotta figure someone who washes death shrouds all night long has to at least enjoy a naked, sunlit, skip through a meadow on occasion…

The Sphinx Entry # 3

The Sphinx Entry # 3

Man I’m just inching closer and closer to being the guy who draws sexy furries… that aside, I figure “What ya need Hun?” would very rarely actually get a “right” answer… also note I’m claiming jean short points.

The Menehune Entry # 1

The Menehune Entry # 1

That’s right F’ers! That’s a stand up ukulele! I’m playing to win! Plus he looks like Polynesian Bilbo Baggins, and what? You don’t like Bilbo now?

The Selkie Entry # 1

The Selkie Entry # 1

Feel that?… I think that’s what they call having your soul haunted… ๐Ÿ˜‰

Bloody Bones Entry # 3

Bloody Bones Entry # 3

See Ralphie there are endings to that spilled lug nut scene far worse than the bar of soap in the mouth!… I’m kinda out of season with this one but for some reason when i think cursing, I’ll always go back to that slow motion “fuuuudge”!…

The Jorogumo Entry # 4

The Jorogumo Entry # 4

Ah the ol’ hiding the spinnerets with a geisha fan trick… and I’m finding it’s almost more fun if you look at the overstuffed boobs as googly eyes and the original head as a hat!

The Billdad Entry # 8

The Billdad Entry # 8

There were a bunch of blog features recently on a guy who did 100 walk cycles in 100 days or something similar… So I figured it was time to pull up the ol’ timeline window! Pretty sure we could stretch this to feature length if anyone’s got a few mil’!

The Pegasus Entry # 1

The Pegasus Entry # 1

And to think we got here because I couldn’t solve the second grader’s dilemma of how to fit bi-plane wings on a horse…

The Ghoul Entry # 4

The Ghoul Entry # 4

Hahaha, sometimes you just gotta let it get away from you… It’s after that you can really see that my worldview is solidly set in 1985, and was seemingly born during a commercial break between One Life to Live and General Hospital

Baba Yaga Vs Pollo Maligno Entry # 2

Baba Yaga Vs Pollo Maligno Entry # 2

So of the numerous useless things I know, that I feel, fall into unquestionable fact, two of em have to be that chickens really love dancing and witches dig being nude.

The Adaro Entry # 3

The Adaro Entry # 3

Long long ago, I had an idea of doing all my beasts on bikes of some sort(Cryptids on Cycles technically), I’ve done a few, loch ness monster, giant squid etc… biggest problem I see is that I cant freehand a wheel to save my life!

The Automatons Entry # 1

The Automatons Entry # 1

The ol’ steampunk a llama and shove it in a chicken mask routine… But in this case it works!

The Tommyknockers Entry # 3

The TommyKnockers Entry # 3

If there’s one thing that’s true in both old timey mining and comically giant sandwiches… it’s that clothes just get in the way.

The Hombre Gato Entry # 3

The Hombre Gato Entry # 3

I mean american cats have been teaching us to adorably endure just a lil bit more for decades… I think it’s safe to assume a latin american man cat would behave similarly.

The Flying Reindeer Entry # 6

The Flying Reindeer Entry # 6

We come from the land of the ice and snow!!! Yessss… man sometimes I forget how good I am at this! ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Orang Pendek Entry # 2

The Orang Pendek Entry # 2

I mean it wasn’t intentional, but you gotta admit, Cartman looks pretty ok as a ‘squatch!

The Wapaloosie Entry # 4

The Wapaloosie Entry # 4

Really what in life doesn’t benefit with a lil ta da? also… Narf!

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 1

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 1

So If you were to ignore the obvious overtones of death, dominance and consumption and instead noticed on the emotions in the face of that hollow eyed turkey kid… You might be able to tell that I really F’ing like Thanksgiving… But is that the corpse of Sam Kinison on that platter? Seems shaped about right?

The Cynocephali Entry # 2

The Cynocephali Entry # 2

Kinda how I see our boys… While he’s never specifically said so, I’ve always figured Fenton (like Skeelo) wishes he were a bit taller, so i thought I’d do him a favor… and while he’s always been way too wide for even an xxl dog sweater, you have to admit Gir looks striking here… and yes by striking I mean like a murderer! :)

The Mummy Entry # 3

The Mummy Entry # 3

Silly SnowBeast! Treats are for kids! I also appreciate that your mummy wrap looks a lil like the theaters version of a civil war field dressing!

The Jersey Devil Entry # 3

The Jersey Devil Entry # 3

This is the kinda thing art historians will fight about for centuries… is it just cause I’ve recently stenciled my bathroom walls and see the value in an easy to align repeating pattern? Is it a representation of our current disconnect from our origins? Or did I just run out of paper? Maybe I don’t even know?