The Kludde Entry # 3

the Kludde Entry # 3

You know given the choice of my doom… crushed under a giant puppy probably not the worst way to go!

The Turkey 2019 Entry # 4

The Turkey 2019 Entry # 4

Ummmm this one’s for my old pb copywriter… he’ll know what I mean! to the rest of you Just enjoy the F out of your thanksgivings and please accept my apologies!

The Buck Riders Entry # 2

The Buck Riders Entry # 2

You know its not that often that I feel I need to change the natural rake of a flying goat’s legs… but I think that lil stretch helps mellow the whole scene!

The Killer Clown Entry # 7

The Killer Clown Entry # 7

I did it wrong but it is still a killer clown! Plus halloween week so kinda cathartic to channel sophomore in high school me and listen to misfits, how do i know sophomore you ask, cause stale grabs weren’t even a thing til ’87 ya nerds!!!

The Rompo Entry # 1

The Rompo Entry # 1

Juuuuust Yoooouuu…. nibble nibble…. aaaandd iiiiiiiii…. nibble nibble nibble…. just you aaaaand IIIIIIiiiii!!! nibble nibble…. together… nibble… foreeeeever… nibble nibble… in looooooove….

The Dodomeki Entry # 3

The Dodomeki Entry # 3

You know of the weird random side effects that come from working at a nudey mag for over a decade, is that your default nightgown setting inevitably sets to sheer! also what big hands you have!
Judge’s Commentary – Her hands are big and beautiful. She looks angry. Watch out! For being in her jammies, she has major eye makeup game.

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 1

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 1

You know I’m not even sure how our lil knight got himself in that situation unless his horse is already grazing off to the side… but the boar is drinking tea and wearing the kinda scarf you might see at a soccer match sooooo least you know he’s english!

The Lusca Entry # 3

The Lusca Entry # 3

I’ve always thought the worst parts of a shark attack are the complete surprise and the multiple flesh rending bites… this guy totally solves all that with the ol’ toss em in whole like popcorn routine… so humorously, way less scary… I mean hell there might even be a lil puppet boy in there!

The Hitotsume-Kozo Entry # 3

The Hitotsume-Kozo Entry # 3

You know I’m pretty aware I’m like a three trick pony, you’ve got the giant glassy eyes, unneccesary nudity and the poorly articulated riff on a vaughn bode pose… sometimes you just get one sometimes two, but pretty rare that I actually play all three! Also skipping makes all things better!

Sun Wukong Entry # 3

Sun Wukong Entry # 3

You know he was supposed to be like an “off my lawn” drunken monkey… but somehow ended up like an angry, gimp legged, space chimp with a bubble cannon… so you know… I’ve gotta be alright with that too!

The Odqan Entry # 6

The Odqan Entry # 6

I think it started as like a jet fire powered goat shaped speeder bike… but mostly, now it looks like a bad Monster Magnet tour poster hahaha! Man and them toes is almost as long as a goat arm!

Penelope Entry # 2

Penelope Entry # 2

Nothing says 50 gallon drum bred mutation like a couple of boils, a lobster claw and a distinctive change in attitude… amiright?

The Enfield Horror Entry # 2

The Enfield Horror Entry # 2

Huh? turns out I’ve officially drawn an abnormally endowed sleestack… that also looks a lot like a dink himself… wasn’t really the initial intent… but hey, I’m good with it!

The Ichthyocentaur Entry # 3

the Ichtyocentaur Entry # 3

Man I’m out of practice and so late! Anyways in my opinion squids have by far the nicest butts of the sea so you know, mix in a sexy centaur and we’re working with erotica gold!

The Mngwa Entry # 2

the Mngwa Entry # 2

Pint sized pachyderm or one hell of a big cat? Who’s to know with no context… but we know this much… Baaad Kitty!

The Almas Entry # 2

The Almas Entry 2

A lil bit Sadsquatch a lil bit Ivan Drago and here to break you… of your preconceived notions about neanderthal pugilists!

A Whale vs A Sasquatch!

A Whale vs A Sasquatch!

You know, I drew it and I cant even tell you if that’s competitive hugging or a straight up forehead humping… but I suppose the important thing is they both seem happy! Also are sasquatches waterproof?

The Leprocaun Entry # 2

The Leprocaun Entry # 2

Nothing says early americas like a coonskin cap of sorts and I mean feral, to me, just means no pants!

The Innsmouth Look Entry # 5

The Innsmouth Look Entry # 5

Bad turnout this year for the annual Innsmouth 2K Aka the Fishy Footed Fun Run… But this f*cker has heart… and probably a crawdad or two in his belly…

The Monoceros Entry # 8

The Monoceros Entry # 8

Now let’s be honest here, this one’s a lil weird… I get the fake horn, and hooves so adorned… but what’s with the cock and the beard?

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 5

The Beast Of The Burrow Entry # 5

I know you felt something stirring, and while he could use a defurring, you cant help but feel, though you hope it’s not real… that you find this lil pooper alluring!

The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 1

The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 1

It was 1971, And a kitten hung by it’s thumb… Hang in there they cried, and he tried and he tried… but a vampire ate him for fun!

Mother Earth Entry # 4

Mother Earth Entry # 4

Watch out for space whales lady! Also… maybe it’s just the momentum… but that is some serious “Who f’ing runs Bartertown?” hair!

Belsnickel Entry # 7

Belsnickel Entry # 7

I suppose this guy could very easily be mistaken for ewok erotica… but merry xmas! now you all have an image for your holiday cards!

The Giant Turkey Entry # 2

The Giant Turkey Entry # 2

A battle as old as time! The king of beasts from the sea, and a giant silly looking bird! It’s funny, I always get so excited about turkey draw and then i remember its hard to draw an action turkey! Cause they are pretty much just a ball of feathers with a few dangling participles!

The Man Eating Tree Entry # 2

The Man Eating Tree Entry # 2

Since no one else took it, I’m going with the obvious… one of the worlds most famous, good willed trees, gone bad! I mean, what better portent of doom can you get!!!

The Roudhofdi Entry # 2

The Roudhofdi Entry # 2

You know I’m not sure his trajectory is right here… almost seems like he’s the worst whale in the world… at aiming…

The Flitterbick Entry # 3

The Flitterbick Entry # 3

I’m shooting for an audience of one this round… he likes space suits, the future… and his name rhymes with “pith” … given, to be truly effective, there should be at least one futuristic dome city in the distance … but come on?… doesn’t a fish bowl helmet sorta cover that?

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 3

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 3

I figure for good, old, low center of gravity, stability, in a windy field this makes the most sense… plus the other way your pretty much just hanging a perch… like for birds… not the fish, weirdo…

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 2

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 2

Is it weird that the first two are both behind fence segments? sure but what’s even weirder is accidentally drawing Steven Tyler and not realizing it til you’re done! Oh well what can I do wildmen need headbands!

The Duppy Entry # 1

The Duppy Entry # 1

The irony of the supernatural is that lots of the good ones have the really bad teeth! And kinda amazing how nimbly he braids with those fat ass ghosty fingers!… come to think of it “me and my duppy” would make a pretty great imaginary friend story… whelp… off to make a million dollars ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 7

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 7

I always figured those lil people fingers would be good for stuff other then just cracking crawdads… and I sorta wish I woulda thought to put a red fern tat on ‘im before this moment, dammit!

The Dryad Entry # 2

The Dryad Entry # 2

Now not sure if any of you know anyone who’s decided to bail off the grid and live in the woods… but I know really all you have to do is watch a few eps of “Naked and Afraid” to realize that it’s pretty impossible to do and not end up looking like a squirrel by a month in… a squirrel…. or i guess in this instance axl rose?

The Lobster Boy Entry # 2

The Lobster Boy Entry # 2

I mean unless you’re one of those weird lobster gut eaters all most of us eat are the tails and claws, and those look pretty lobstery, so, I’m pretty sure this dude is fair game!

Paul Bunyan Entry # 5

Paul Bunyan Entry # 5

Well if you ever wanted to know what a 22 year old Precious Moment looked like… I guess I figured that out… I worry the hot shorts are getting lost in his scribblyness so be sure and notice and pay them the proper respect!

Echidna Entry # 4

Echidna Entry # 4

The old, ever alluring, would you like to make some monster babies shuffle…. that or its just another picture of Opus, this time with boobs and a wig… I’m honestly not sure myself, but happy with both options!

The Rougarou Entry # 1

The Rougarou Entry #1

Yeah the south is swampy and dirty but you can’t deny there’s a certain sexiness to that dripping heat that just makes clothes unnecessary and makes the most docile of people behave in an unexpected manner… I therefore surmise that the occasional litter full of Rougagators is not unimaginable!

The Merman 2018 Entry # 1

The Merman 2018 Entry # 1

You know it’s more then possible that decade plus of working with nudy magazine pics broke me a lil! And while the lil sidefins were supposed to just be lil sidefins… I’m not entirely sure that they don’t elude to seaweed pubes!

The Camelopard Entry # 1

The Camelopard Entry # 1

Not quite as elegant perched up in the ol’ afternoon resting tree as his shorter limbed feline brethren i suppose, but being long limbed myself, I know sometimes you just gotta make the best of a bad situation!

The Church Grim Entry # 3

The Church Grim Entry # 3

See I was going for the ol’ what kind of dick buries a puppy alive line of questioning, but then the girl who sits next to me asked if i was just drawing sad sperm… so I’ll just let you decide which you identify with… (we all know its sad ghost sperm)