The Roudhofdi Entry # 2

The Roudhofdi Entry # 2

You know I’m not sure his trajectory is right here… almost seems like he’s the worst whale in the world… at aiming…

The Flitterbick Entry # 3

The Flitterbick Entry # 3

I’m shooting for an audience of one this round… he likes space suits, the future… and his name rhymes with “pith” … given, to be truly effective, there should be at least one futuristic dome city in the distance … but come on?… doesn’t a fish bowl helmet sorta cover that?

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 3

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 3

I figure for good, old, low center of gravity, stability, in a windy field this makes the most sense… plus the other way your pretty much just hanging a perch… like for birds… not the fish, weirdo…

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 2

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 2

Is it weird that the first two are both behind fence segments? sure but what’s even weirder is accidentally drawing Steven Tyler and not realizing it til you’re done! Oh well what can I do wildmen need headbands!

The Duppy Entry # 1

The Duppy Entry # 1

The irony of the supernatural is that lots of the good ones have the really bad teeth! And kinda amazing how nimbly he braids with those fat ass ghosty fingers!… come to think of it “me and my duppy” would make a pretty great imaginary friend story… whelp… off to make a million dollars 😉

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 7

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 7

I always figured those lil people fingers would be good for stuff other then just cracking crawdads… and I sorta wish I woulda thought to put a red fern tat on ‘im before this moment, dammit!

The Dryad Entry # 2

The Dryad Entry # 2

Now not sure if any of you know anyone who’s decided to bail off the grid and live in the woods… but I know really all you have to do is watch a few eps of “Naked and Afraid” to realize that it’s pretty impossible to do and not end up looking like a squirrel by a month in… a squirrel…. or i guess in this instance axl rose?

The Lobster Boy Entry # 2

The Lobster Boy Entry # 2

I mean unless you’re one of those weird lobster gut eaters all most of us eat are the tails and claws, and those look pretty lobstery, so, I’m pretty sure this dude is fair game!

Paul Bunyan Entry # 5

Paul Bunyan Entry # 5

Well if you ever wanted to know what a 22 year old Precious Moment looked like… I guess I figured that out… I worry the hot shorts are getting lost in his scribblyness so be sure and notice and pay them the proper respect!

Echidna Entry # 4

Echidna Entry # 4

The old, ever alluring, would you like to make some monster babies shuffle…. that or its just another picture of Opus, this time with boobs and a wig… I’m honestly not sure myself, but happy with both options!

The Rougarou Entry # 1

The Rougarou Entry #1

Yeah the south is swampy and dirty but you can’t deny there’s a certain sexiness to that dripping heat that just makes clothes unnecessary and makes the most docile of people behave in an unexpected manner… I therefore surmise that the occasional litter full of Rougagators is not unimaginable!

The Merman 2018 Entry # 1

The Merman 2018 Entry # 1

You know it’s more then possible that decade plus of working with nudy magazine pics broke me a lil! And while the lil sidefins were supposed to just be lil sidefins… I’m not entirely sure that they don’t elude to seaweed pubes!

The Camelopard Entry # 1

The Camelopard Entry # 1

Not quite as elegant perched up in the ol’ afternoon resting tree as his shorter limbed feline brethren i suppose, but being long limbed myself, I know sometimes you just gotta make the best of a bad situation!

The Church Grim Entry # 3

The Church Grim Entry # 3

See I was going for the ol’ what kind of dick buries a puppy alive line of questioning, but then the girl who sits next to me asked if i was just drawing sad sperm… so I’ll just let you decide which you identify with… (we all know its sad ghost sperm)

Rodents of Unusual Size Entry # 3

Rodents of Unusual Size Entry # 3

1 part Frazetta, 1 part Bode, 1 part Breathed and 1 part this new puppy really doesn’t like me to spend time drawing yet! Anyways Bow to your Queen of refuse!!!!

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 5

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 5

Whoooooooooooooooooo…. Space owl mother f**cker! Uh huh! Yeaaaah! (you gotta sing it to Monster Magnet if that wasn’t obvious)

The Ant-Lion Entry # 4

The Ant-Lion Entry # 4

Yeah I know… I know… he’s giving us those “I’m pretty sure I’m missing a segment and might look sorta spidery” eyes… but its possible that missing abdomen is back there, within the curves of his sweet chimeric fuzz? … that or sharpies don’t let you undo!

The Tikbalang Entry # 1

The Tikbalang Entry #1

That’s how this works right? Were-wolves eat people, when they are changed, cause wolves would eat people… so I assume were-horses are all sugar cubes, carrots and apples!

The Death of Baldr Entry # 2

The Death Of Baldr Entry # 2

You know had i just edited out the whole viking funeral bit…. that part where Danzig is kicking a dwarf is fun!

Tiny Tim Entry # 3

Tiny Tim Entry # 3

Pretty sure this one speaks for itself… or Arnold does…kill meeeeee i’mmmm heeeeeeEEEERE!

The Pygmies Entry # 3

The Pygmies Entry # 3

Let’s be honest, those look way more like yaks than goats… That being said, this bird is still about to get it’s ass kicked!

The Turkey # 12

The Turkey # 12

I’ve always found the biggest issue with putting something on a mountain of skulls was the scale, if you make the skulls too big, you end up with an un-intimidating subject, you make em too small and it looks like he’s sitting on a stack of mini marshmallows,… #turkeydrawingproblems… Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Thanks for another year of beasts!

The Draugr Entry # 5

The Draugr Entry # 5

I can do erotic too! And Cate apologies, but I stole your tiny feet!

The Vampire Entry # 1

The Vampire Entry # 1

Vampire Squirrel!!! So maybe this is a new worldwide phenomenon that I’m unaware of… but it Berwyn, it seems the fall squirrels live off the life energy of freshly carved pumpkins… Seriously like 6 hours after you put it out, the face is a gaping hole, riddled with telltale, nibble marks! Bastards!

The Puca Entry # 4

The Puca Entry # 4

Man… now that I see it on screen, it’s like some weird ass cross between Opus and Niel Hamburger! I pondered all sorts of atrocious harvest “blastings” but settled on a light dusting of adorable spiders!

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 5

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 5

I’ve said it a few times this summer… I’m officially reading too many original Conan stories! They’re starting to creep into my beasts… I mean look at the panther like grace that pig man hunts with, and I bet if you could see his eyes, they’d have the steel gaze of a wolf!

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 1

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 1

Man sometimes I think if I applied myself… I’d be good at this… I forget which talk jockey used to joke about it, but the theory that made me laugh was, that a good 25 percent of suburban mugshots in the 80s featured a black Loop tee (the Loop was where chicago got its “Led out”)

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 4

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 4

Hey I know what this guy looks like! I thought I was leaning Sendak-ian… but that chin is 1000% from the face of the big stone “they look like big, strong, good, haaaands…” dude from never ending story… And he’s he’s throwing the horns so you know he’s eeeeeevil!

The Beast of Busco Entry # 3

The Beast of Busco Entry # 3

“Yep! I’m telling you… Beautiful Lake Shafer! In Monticello Indiana, that’s where you want to be!” (now I’ve been told that Indiana Beach was not quite the midwestern paradise WFLD sold it as, but a boy can dream!)

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 5

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 5

I call this one “I got a tie, a stack full of shoes, and a belly full of mormons!” Just you wait, it’ll totally be a song in Book of Mormon 2!

The Devil’s Lake Monster Entry # 4

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 4

By far the most fun part of playing the Frazetta rip off card is drawing the battling bare buttocks! Also fair to ask “whats with the squid witch?” cause I certainly didnt read about any squid witches as part of this legend! 😉

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 2

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 2

You know as countless Ohio born drawers have shown over the years, I know very little about their state… well besides the fact that their McDonalds used to have pizza, they get all the test market sodas aaaaaand they are obviously masters of the serpentine, sultry walk!

The Catoblepas Entry # 4

The Catoblepas Entry # 4

You and I in a little toy shop, Buy a Catoblepas with the money we’ve got, Set them free at the break of dawn, ‘Til one by one they were gone… 😉

The Amphisbaena Entry # 3

The Amphisbaena Entry # 3

A standard… A symbol… Perhaps on a shield… Two lizards, coming together, licking an ant… Facing each other… but they are ONE!… god i love conan… haha!

The Bunyip Entry # 7

The Bunyip Entry # 7

You know what I always say, when in doubt, go hollow eyed, potbellied and make it fishing! Legendary killer indeed! it’s just no one mentions that it’s crappie he’s been killin’!

The Ropen Entry # 3

The Ropen Entry # 3

Hey look everyone! The Ropen’s gonna pass out in the volcano again… those Doctor Phongs will eat you up! I know from experience!

The Lufferlang Entry # 4

The Lufferlang Entry # 4

Man someone’s drawing prickly this week… oh wait that someone’s me… not sure what made me make this one so knobby and toothsome… but he sorta reminds me of when Gary the snail gets “hangry”!

The Gaki Entry # 1

The Gaki Entry # 1

I know I can’t be the only guy who tells his pup that I’m gonna eat his adorabley pudgy face… Only difference is this guy really wishes he could!

The Wooly Hen Entry # 2

The Wooly Hen Entry # 2

Feel’s a lot like maybe this was subconsciously plagiarized from Gary Larson…What can I say, I had a lot of Far Side calendars growing up!

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 3

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 3

You know I had a 1000 captions for this… my favorite of which was the a simple “meow”… but I think it works better if you let the poorly drawn eyes say it all!