I had another one, but it went… shall we say… askew! So we’re just going with big glassy eyes and a bullet belt!
Puppies and Unicorns Entry #5
Little known fact, unicorn skin is magically immune to puppy teef! Therefore they are best of friends!
The Nordic Alien Entry # 2
Nothing says sexy space adventures like moon boots, man panties and a nubby ponytail amiright? Also shouldn’t this dude be carrying a towel?
The Wyvern Entry # 1
Im hitting early and with a shovel full of “awwwwwws” if you can do cuter, let’s see what ya got betches! Obviously missing is the arrow tipped tail… just imagine its stubby, and back behind that round booty and those floppy ass wings!
The Sea Mouse Entry #4
I mean you gotta admit pretty dang easy to mistake one for the other right? Also whats that monster thing with the gaffe in the back of the crowd? Sea guinea pig? regardless he’s meaty!
The Yule Cat Entry # 2
Funny… I grew up with outside cats, so while I’ve seen a lot of cats eat a lot of things… I’ve never seen em eat more then the head… Happy holidays everybody! haha!
The Kludde Entry # 3
You know given the choice of my doom… crushed under a giant puppy probably not the worst way to go!
The Turkey 2019 Entry # 4
Ummmm this one’s for my old pb copywriter… he’ll know what I mean! to the rest of you Just enjoy the F out of your thanksgivings and please accept my apologies!
The Buck Riders Entry # 2
You know its not that often that I feel I need to change the natural rake of a flying goat’s legs… but I think that lil stretch helps mellow the whole scene!
The Killer Clown Entry # 7
I did it wrong but it is still a killer clown! Plus halloween week so kinda cathartic to channel sophomore in high school me and listen to misfits, how do i know sophomore you ask, cause stale grabs weren’t even a thing til ’87 ya nerds!!!
The Rompo Entry # 1
Juuuuust Yoooouuu…. nibble nibble…. aaaandd iiiiiiiii…. nibble nibble nibble…. just you aaaaand IIIIIIiiiii!!! nibble nibble…. together… nibble… foreeeeever… nibble nibble… in looooooove….
The Dodomeki Entry # 3
You know of the weird random side effects that come from working at a nudey mag for over a decade, is that your default nightgown setting inevitably sets to sheer! also what big hands you have!
Judge’s Commentary – Her hands are big and beautiful. She looks angry. Watch out! For being in her jammies, she has major eye makeup game.
Twrch Trwyth Entry # 1
You know I’m not even sure how our lil knight got himself in that situation unless his horse is already grazing off to the side… but the boar is drinking tea and wearing the kinda scarf you might see at a soccer match sooooo least you know he’s english!
The Lusca Entry # 3
I’ve always thought the worst parts of a shark attack are the complete surprise and the multiple flesh rending bites… this guy totally solves all that with the ol’ toss em in whole like popcorn routine… so humorously, way less scary… I mean hell there might even be a lil puppet boy in there!
The Hitotsume-Kozo Entry # 3
You know I’m pretty aware I’m like a three trick pony, you’ve got the giant glassy eyes, unneccesary nudity and the poorly articulated riff on a vaughn bode pose… sometimes you just get one sometimes two, but pretty rare that I actually play all three! Also skipping makes all things better!
Sun Wukong Entry # 3
You know he was supposed to be like an “off my lawn” drunken monkey… but somehow ended up like an angry, gimp legged, space chimp with a bubble cannon… so you know… I’ve gotta be alright with that too!
The Odqan Entry # 6
I think it started as like a jet fire powered goat shaped speeder bike… but mostly, now it looks like a bad Monster Magnet tour poster hahaha! Man and them toes is almost as long as a goat arm!
Penelope Entry # 2
Nothing says 50 gallon drum bred mutation like a couple of boils, a lobster claw and a distinctive change in attitude… amiright?
The Enfield Horror Entry # 2
Huh? turns out I’ve officially drawn an abnormally endowed sleestack… that also looks a lot like a dink himself… wasn’t really the initial intent… but hey, I’m good with it!
The Ichthyocentaur Entry # 3
Man I’m out of practice and so late! Anyways in my opinion squids have by far the nicest butts of the sea so you know, mix in a sexy centaur and we’re working with erotica gold!
The Mngwa Entry # 2
Pint sized pachyderm or one hell of a big cat? Who’s to know with no context… but we know this much… Baaad Kitty!
The Almas Entry # 2
A lil bit Sadsquatch a lil bit Ivan Drago and here to break you… of your preconceived notions about neanderthal pugilists!
A Whale vs A Sasquatch!
You know, I drew it and I cant even tell you if that’s competitive hugging or a straight up forehead humping… but I suppose the important thing is they both seem happy! Also are sasquatches waterproof?
The Leprocaun Entry # 2
Nothing says early americas like a coonskin cap of sorts and I mean feral, to me, just means no pants!
The Innsmouth Look Entry # 5
Bad turnout this year for the annual Innsmouth 2K Aka the Fishy Footed Fun Run… But this f*cker has heart… and probably a crawdad or two in his belly…
The Monoceros Entry # 8
Now let’s be honest here, this one’s a lil weird… I get the fake horn, and hooves so adorned… but what’s with the cock and the beard?
The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 5
I know you felt something stirring, and while he could use a defurring, you cant help but feel, though you hope it’s not real… that you find this lil pooper alluring!
The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 1
It was 1971, And a kitten hung by it’s thumb… Hang in there they cried, and he tried and he tried… but a vampire ate him for fun!
Mother Earth Entry # 4
Watch out for space whales lady! Also… maybe it’s just the momentum… but that is some serious “Who f’ing runs Bartertown?” hair!
Belsnickel Entry # 7
I suppose this guy could very easily be mistaken for ewok erotica… but merry xmas! now you all have an image for your holiday cards!
The Giant Turkey Entry # 2
A battle as old as time! The king of beasts from the sea, and a giant silly looking bird! It’s funny, I always get so excited about turkey draw and then i remember its hard to draw an action turkey! Cause they are pretty much just a ball of feathers with a few dangling participles!
The Man Eating Tree Entry # 2
Since no one else took it, I’m going with the obvious… one of the worlds most famous, good willed trees, gone bad! I mean, what better portent of doom can you get!!!
The Roudhofdi Entry # 2
You know I’m not sure his trajectory is right here… almost seems like he’s the worst whale in the world… at aiming…
The Flitterbick Entry # 3
I’m shooting for an audience of one this round… he likes space suits, the future… and his name rhymes with “pith” … given, to be truly effective, there should be at least one futuristic dome city in the distance … but come on?… doesn’t a fish bowl helmet sorta cover that?
Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 3
I figure for good, old, low center of gravity, stability, in a windy field this makes the most sense… plus the other way your pretty much just hanging a perch… like for birds… not the fish, weirdo…
The Winsted Wildman Entry # 2
Is it weird that the first two are both behind fence segments? sure but what’s even weirder is accidentally drawing Steven Tyler and not realizing it til you’re done! Oh well what can I do wildmen need headbands!
The Duppy Entry # 1
The irony of the supernatural is that lots of the good ones have the really bad teeth! And kinda amazing how nimbly he braids with those fat ass ghosty fingers!… come to think of it “me and my duppy” would make a pretty great imaginary friend story… whelp… off to make a million dollars 😉
The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 7
I always figured those lil people fingers would be good for stuff other then just cracking crawdads… and I sorta wish I woulda thought to put a red fern tat on ‘im before this moment, dammit!
