Bloody Bones Entry # 3

Bloody Bones Entry # 3

See Ralphie there are endings to that spilled lug nut scene far worse than the bar of soap in the mouth!… I’m kinda out of season with this one but for some reason when i think cursing, I’ll always go back to that slow motion “fuuuudge”!…

The Jorogumo Entry # 4

The Jorogumo Entry # 4

Ah the ol’ hiding the spinnerets with a geisha fan trick… and I’m finding it’s almost more fun if you look at the overstuffed boobs as googly eyes and the original head as a hat!

The Billdad Entry # 8

The Billdad Entry # 8

There were a bunch of blog features recently on a guy who did 100 walk cycles in 100 days or something similar… So I figured it was time to pull up the ol’ timeline window! Pretty sure we could stretch this to feature length if anyone’s got a few mil’!

The Pegasus Entry # 1

The Pegasus Entry # 1

And to think we got here because I couldn’t solve the second grader’s dilemma of how to fit bi-plane wings on a horse…

The Ghoul Entry # 4

The Ghoul Entry # 4

Hahaha, sometimes you just gotta let it get away from you… It’s after that you can really see that my worldview is solidly set in 1985, and was seemingly born during a commercial break between One Life to Live and General Hospital

Baba Yaga Vs Pollo Maligno Entry # 2

Baba Yaga Vs Pollo Maligno Entry # 2

So of the numerous useless things I know, that I feel, fall into unquestionable fact, two of em have to be that chickens really love dancing and witches dig being nude.

The Adaro Entry # 3

The Adaro Entry # 3

Long long ago, I had an idea of doing all my beasts on bikes of some sort(Cryptids on Cycles technically), I’ve done a few, loch ness monster, giant squid etc… biggest problem I see is that I cant freehand a wheel to save my life!

The Automatons Entry # 1

The Automatons Entry # 1

The ol’ steampunk a llama and shove it in a chicken mask routine… But in this case it works!

The Tommyknockers Entry # 3

The TommyKnockers Entry # 3

If there’s one thing that’s true in both old timey mining and comically giant sandwiches… it’s that clothes just get in the way.

The Hombre Gato Entry # 3

The Hombre Gato Entry # 3

I mean american cats have been teaching us to adorably endure just a lil bit more for decades… I think it’s safe to assume a latin american man cat would behave similarly.

The Flying Reindeer Entry # 6

The Flying Reindeer Entry # 6

We come from the land of the ice and snow!!! Yessss… man sometimes I forget how good I am at this! 😉

The Orang Pendek Entry # 2

The Orang Pendek Entry # 2

I mean it wasn’t intentional, but you gotta admit, Cartman looks pretty ok as a ‘squatch!

The Wapaloosie Entry # 4

The Wapaloosie Entry # 4

Really what in life doesn’t benefit with a lil ta da? also… Narf!

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 1

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 1

So If you were to ignore the obvious overtones of death, dominance and consumption and instead noticed on the emotions in the face of that hollow eyed turkey kid… You might be able to tell that I really F’ing like Thanksgiving… But is that the corpse of Sam Kinison on that platter? Seems shaped about right?

The Cynocephali Entry # 2

The Cynocephali Entry # 2

Kinda how I see our boys… While he’s never specifically said so, I’ve always figured Fenton (like Skeelo) wishes he were a bit taller, so i thought I’d do him a favor… and while he’s always been way too wide for even an xxl dog sweater, you have to admit Gir looks striking here… and yes by striking I mean like a murderer! :)

The Mummy Entry # 3

The Mummy Entry # 3

Silly SnowBeast! Treats are for kids! I also appreciate that your mummy wrap looks a lil like the theaters version of a civil war field dressing!

The Jersey Devil Entry # 3

The Jersey Devil Entry # 3

This is the kinda thing art historians will fight about for centuries… is it just cause I’ve recently stenciled my bathroom walls and see the value in an easy to align repeating pattern? Is it a representation of our current disconnect from our origins? Or did I just run out of paper? Maybe I don’t even know?

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 3

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 3

So those of you scouring the internet for a rough concept of what a Congolese crew of animal mercenaries including a giraffe, a bonobo and a freaking brontosaurus would look like, look no further… Anyone wanting to serialize the franchise? The Dino could be afraid of flying? Lets start the bidding at a mil! :)

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 8

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 8

I’m mean, let’s be honest, there’s almost nothing signifying that this is a pukwudgie, and that large fella there is most definitely a dick with an axe and a turtleneck sweater… But hey, who’s counting!?!

The Sandman Entry # 3

The Sandman Entry # 3

Man I better hope the new Bloom County keeps Mr Breathed busy… cause not only does this guy have Opus’ nose, eyes and general body shape, but dammit I think that’s his sleeping cap too! And while I’m picking on my own drawing, either this guy isn’t all that big, or that is one hell of a baseball sized, giant, cyclops eyeball he’s about to gobble!

The Kappa Entry # 5

The Kappa Entry # 5

I call this one Belly Full of Buttholes! But I have a few questions for myself, are ancient Japanese water spirits famed for woolen victorian swimwear? Is he wearing cutoffs underneath said striped suit? (yes) And why didn’t I flesh out the legend of cucumber mountain more visually, it seems like such an excellent story anchor!

The Onocentaur Entry # 3

The Onocentaur Entry # 4

While “it’s all for naught” is way more hopeless and sorta fits on a tattered banner way better… My real favorite Eeyore quote is this (and please read in sad john wayne cadence) “Well that’s a cheerful color… I suppose I’ll have to get used to that…” And to think I played Owl in the grade school play… talk about missed opportunities!

The Far Gorta Entry #5

The Far Gorta #5

Perhaps a Ken-ist beast?
His name is Ken and he cries.
Cries, cries. Kensitive.

The Beast Of Bray Road Entry # 5

The Beast Of Bray Road Entry # 5

Soon to be the cover of Wisconsin’s famed quarterly “Boobs Butts Wolves and Walleye”! Obviously, I get jean shorts points here… just making sure you notice 😉

The Thunderbird Entry # 2

The Thunderbird Entry # 2

Why’s he so far to one side you ask? Well to make plenty of room for that first place badge silly! I know this much I never shoulda put that “the Boom” rocker on his big bird belly cause i officially cannot stop humming that freaking Nelly song… here comes the…

The Berserker Entry # 1

The First Place Bereserker Entry

You know, I’m not sure what you’re seeing, but I’m pretty sure I just accidentally drew Yukon Cornelius naked but for a bearskin cowl…

Judge’s Commentary – Well here’s a surprise I’m picking me to win! Really though my criteria was best dink and ummm since no one else even drew one i dont have a hell of a lot of choice… plus I’m pretty sure the rest of you have all got shirts! double plus… you gotta admit this guys pretty good!

The Subterranean Reptoid Entry # 1

The Subterranean Reptoid Entry # 1

I’m going to let you make your own wax on wax off joke here… but while you do so, I’ll have you note that I didn’t make it any creepier than the original poster was.

The Pukis Entry # 2

The Pukis Entry # 2

So my last city apartment was like 5 doors south of a cop-shop, but it never failed, every spring, someone would jump the locked barbed wire alley fence to steal my landlady’s hanging petunias… It always amazed me that someone thought the reward, worth the risk, so this makes a lot more sense to me.

The Feral Children Entry # 1

The Feral Children Entry # 1

Ok so maybe mine’s a lil more like a feral “guy” then a “childrens”, but you can’t pretend he doesn’t move like the night! Meeeooooow!

The Monopod Entry # 17

The Monopod Entry # 17

While I’m not going to endorse full on cyber bullying, I will most definitely get behind drawing your like minded bud as a beast in hopes of drawing him back out the non-drawing shadows!

The Monopod Entry # 2

The Monopod Entry # 2

Not every Monopod wants to be agile and good at sports… and if you look real close, he’s shaking like milk…

The Slide-Rock Bolter Entry # 3

The Slide-Rock Bolter Entry # 3

Somebody order a seemingly good natured, giant mountain pickle?

The Harpy Entry # 4

The Harpy Entry # 4

Can’t rain all the time, can’t rain all the time, cant rain all the time!!!

The Nue Entry # 3

The Nue Entry # 3

It’s not that often that i pull out a second marker color, (hell it’s not that often that i pull out a marker…) but dammit this guy looked so much like he had an accidental snake boner that I had to water that silhouette down a touch!… This one is really a great example that all of my beast drawings, at their core, are just ugly cartoon cats!

The Polevik Entry # 1

The Polevik Entry # 1

The world of fantasy art would probably be a very different place if Frazetta had spent less time on head rending realism and more on adorable cartoon toesesess… of course you can probably say the same thing about him moving out of his mom’s house… ha!

The Kraken Entry # 3

The Kraken Entry # 3

Who’s got at least 4 thumbs and wants to be your boats mascot… I tell you who… this f*cking guy! Also, please note the clockwork owl (bottom right) for scale!

Merman Vs Sea Hog Entry # 1

Merman Vs Sea Hog Entry # 1

I mean the obvious criticism is that true creatures of the sea, when given the direction to competitively take of one another’s essences, would never naturally do so in such a mouth based and air breathing fashion…

The World Turtle Entry # 2

The World Turtle Entry # 2

Totally going for the most morose micro-world medal with this one… it had a lil bunny on it for a while but the hint of happiness kinda ruined it…

Jackalope VS Leprechaun Entry # 2

The Jackalope Vs Leprechaun Entry # 2

It’s funny that at some point i obviously subconsciously stopped drawing a leprechaun and started drawing Bray Wyatt, but hey someone with a beard and a hat is doing two person somersaults with a freaking Jackalope… Leprechaun or not its worthy of a picture!

The Aswang Entry # 3

The Second Place Aswang Entry

Well that’s officially creepy as sh*t… Though I almost feel like really fast hummingbird wings woulda been a better option here

Judge’s Comments – Generally my taste is art is like a 14 year old hesher boy…anything that looks like it can be on the side of a conversion van or the next High on Fire album meets my aesthetic needs. Here it is. It’s complex though, she appears to be enjoying it, or dead, or just really high or on Xanax. And let’s be honest, those boobs! She’s pregnant so I guess there’s a reason, but my god the feminist discourse on her closed eyes, open mouth and turned head would fill many a chat room. (Do chat rooms still exist?) The creature himself, he reminds me of Angel on Buffy, and by that I mean so much fucking remorse! Oh lord the sadness at the deed that must be done. He gently places his hand on her face to turn it away so she doesn’t see it happen. Then there’s that greasy strand of hair ala LOTR’s Golum. Somebody call Matt Pike!