A Drawing Contest of Sorts
See I bet you thought I’d go easy and bring attention to the fact that these poor guys have obviously done battle with my bulldog… but let’s look in those eyes shall we, for I fear what makes these generally malfeasant sort misfits… are their oversized loving hearts…
You know I was curious what would happen first, a three eyed oggie or a cameo from Blinky himself! and now we have our answer and what feels a very soulful answer at that… nothin bluer than a wet guitar, ‘cept a wet guitar played left handed…
Man that is a sweet turkey pinata… And I’m getting enough lil soft memories that I’m not sure that I haven’t helped make one of these at some point… though i have to say it sorta highlights one of the most painful aspects of adulthood… no one ever has construction paper!
I have to say there’s few things like sticking a trick first try…and I know it’s not my place to tell you how to skate, but… you’re never going to get that really satisfying grind sound with only the weight of bird bones behind you, think to your advantages, small and light, and winged… you’re a ramp guy for sure!
man I do love me a silhouetted foreground as a mood setter! And that right there is a solid malformed mound of vegetable horror… and while I assume ol Linus is about to get ate up… there’s something almost akin to pity it those piercing pumpkin eyes… or maybe it’s just a long held distaste for blankets?
So you know I think this is the first one that has what I would think is the proper facial reaction and frantic body movements that scream “Seriously! why the F are you shooting at me, I’m a bat! I eat bugs!”… also real bat noses are the best!
Imagine a world more like wisconsin, where the giant fiberglass beast in front of your establishment (or occasionally on the roof) was the deciding factor on how good your restaurant was… I would assume Hippalectryon’s – Mythic-ally Good Gyros! would do pretty damn well! There’s a great timelapse of Chrispy Doodling this upavailable here Check it out! and thanks to our artist for the plug!
God could you imagine how good a Sasquatch fronted sludge band would be… Even if the songs were just about sandwiches… Give me that, with an unnameable, tentacled, monstrosity on the skins and I could probably die complete…
Man! straightforward, demanding with just a subtle hint of cannibalism! Feels a lil like Texas Chainsaw 2’s “Never skimp on the meat!” and I mean said like that… can you argue? I say no!
Haha! So I was just telling a story about how I worked a Rod Stewart show at poplar creek as a teen, and once that crowd got liquored, to this day, I have never felt more preyed upon! This one, with it’s beautifully detailed tentacleavage, is sorta how I remember that night!
Yesss! Laffy Taffy humor has seriously replaced like 3/4s of the jokes I used to store in my limited headspace so I love this (they are also fans of booberry pancakes)… the tiny kite in the background made me lol, in my opinion, a beast can never have too many buds and… is that Bill Clinton?
Yes! Putting my childhood snoopy surfing sheets to shame! That “buddy fish” won’t stop entertaining me with his fish eyed devotion, and I mean, why not carry a banana, you’ll need the potassium after a full day of being gna-arrly!
Man! Points for clown inclusion and best properly dismal under sink cabinet and I’m of the opinion that CDeez joke will never get old! Also when aren’t spider eyes terrifying? and I’m a huge fan of the full assortment of accessories and cabinet detritus especially that adorable lil rat!
