The Berserker Entry # 7

The Third Place Bereserker Entry

Yes so sinewy and tooth centric! Is it one too many head blows causing him to see those floating teeth, like so many cartoon birds? Is this the voltron like moment where all the bits get positioned before they slam together to form a mighty tooth shouldered warrior? Maybe he’s just standing in the snow covered lower jaw of a long dead viking sea beast? Regardless, needs more ween! ha!

Judge’s Commentary -so I’m realizing I probably should have just changed my judging criteria, cause this is potentially the weakest reasoning I’ve ever had for a placement… Cause while there is no visible ween, it did come with an apology for the lack of said ween and an explanation that given differing circumstances he would have included it and made it funnier and since its from my buddy who I’ve been hassling about drawing for years I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and remind him in his own words… “nothing wrong with appreciating the human form”!

The Turkey Entry # 1

The Turkey 2014 Entry # 1

Haha I love that a week that I’ve already recommended you bring you parents to join in starts with a giant set of dangling gobbler nuts … never know maybe this is the year you find out your parents like stupid drawings too and we’ll change the whole dynamic in which you get along? A mythical beast drawing site can dream cant it?

The Pope’s Donkey Entry # 11

The Pope's Donkey Entry # 11

It came with a lil note tagging it as the best Pope’s Donkey ever, and when you think about it, even across all of known time, it’s probably pretty possible… that being said my favorite part is the little Cody on his butt!

The Cockatrice Entry # 11

The Cockatrice Entry # 11

Yes! It only took me a year of near constant badgering, but I finally got my old partner in crime with this beast drawing thing to draw again… stupid agencies trying to keep my stupid friends too busy… My favorite part is how much you can see in his body language that he wants to raise his arms for a hug but he’s afraid someone will see and it’ll lessen his tough, ball throated exterior!

The Giant Squid Entry # 10

The First Place Giant Squid Entry

Man, guess the moral is no matter what the media says… never trust a fisherman?

The Woodbooger Entry # 22

The Woodbooger Entry # 22

Dammit! pretty sure I just peed a little… props for reminding me a bit of Brock Samson as well.

The Buggane Entry # 19

The Buggane Entry # 19

10 points for a good admin burn!!! Regardless kind of a sexy Buggane no? And oddly reminds me of Beach Bear from the Rocka-Fire Explosion?

The Hobgoblin Entry # 21

The Hobgoblin Entry # 21

I have no doubt this is the last picture on the disposable camera they found with the body… and is that butt taunting me?

The Axe Handle Hound Entry # 5

The Third Place Axe Handle Hound Entry

Now see that is some textbook dick axe right there. Impressive foreshortening on the wee leg and I hope you don’t find me too forward when I say your new pen leaves a sexy line.

Judge’s Commentary – Jesus. Frisky lil devil. Just want to send him over to hump the leg of the neighbor you hate all jacked up on Mountain Dew Kickstart Black Cherry. Ay Caramba!

The Snawfus Entry # 10

The Snawfus Entry # 10

Oooh second pipe in as many submissions. A fantastic rendering, but man now I sorta want there to be a basket case Snawfus under that hideous hump! 7 Points for the collar btw…

The Thriae Entry # 17

The Thriae Entry # 17

This one came late so it’s excluded from judgement, but doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate it. A very nice centaur-y take on our bee beast the teeny pointy tip toes are most entertaining and I’m torn between thinking she’s sexily rubbing her bee pelvis or whether she just has really itchy forearms!

the Great Pumpkin Entry # 10

the Great Pumpkin Entry # 10

Yes finally a good pumpkin humping entry! and kinda nice that a caption done thusly sort of nullifies the need for motion lines, which saves ink for the precious leaky ectoplasmic goo, or is that pumpkin? ewwww.

the Werebear Entry # 10

The Were Bear Entry # 10

Beyond the fact that I’m relatively sure I’ve seen something very similar from this artist previously (“sometimes you gotta fake it to make it” – Douche of the year 2011). There is no denying this dog looks like a bear and swear words are funny.