The Tikbalang Entry # 2

The Tikbalang Entry # 2

You know, no matter how many layers of awkwardly spread legs, tiny butts and shared intimate space you layer on top of it… When I first look, all I see a grumpy guy, walking behind a deli counter with a loaf of french bread.

The Wapaloosie Entry # 11

The Wapaloosie Entry # 11

You know, I’ve been in enough of those meetings to know this never had a chance, but personally, I think this would do great for Pringles!… and does it have a talon coming from its anus?

The Woodbooger Entry # 26

The Woodbooger Entry 26

You know… I’m just gonna give this one a tick under “a little troubling” and let it be.

The Turkey # 20

The Turkey 2017 Entry # 20

You know to Sandra Lee this, with a stuffed turkey, a potato with a frown carved in it in, some play doh and yellow yarn… you could make this as a diorama in no time!

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry # 14

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry # 14

See this could go a couple of ways, is it a very unShultzian rendering of Lucy and Patty prepping one hell of a prank? or is this just two girls, who probably answer to “trouble” and just cant stand to leave a scarecrow’s face unstabbed?

Tiny Tim Entry # 1

Tiny Tim Entry # 1

You know I’m having a bit of a hard time deciding what with the flags, dissapointment and too long a tie wearing deal makers, whether of not this is a current political message… or my favorite option… the time a short, perm haired Julia Roberts, took her 8th grade field trip to DC!

The Pygmies Entry # 1

The Pygmies Entry # 1

Man such a great belly to tiny butted ratio! I like to imagine this a painting some future civilization will find faded on a wall in some long abandoned fallout shelter… And you just know that sheep would have to be done in gold leaf right?

The Turkey # 4

The Turkey #4

Haha you know for a second I thought the pile of poop was a piece of pizza… anyways.. regardless of your opinion of hippies, peacefull protest or birds, I think we can all agree Ultimate Spinach’s Mindflower is an amazing song!

The Mummy Drawing # 17

The Mummy Drawing # 17

So while lots of you will assume this is sexual in nature (and a lil creepy at that) there is no mistaken 8pac’s patented bronco buster both in it’s awkward positioning of the attacker, and it’s complete ineffectiveness as a finisher!

The Draugr Entry # 6

The Draugr Entry # 6

Interesting on two fronts! First that new dude is kicking a lot of your asses in quantity of beasts drawn! And second that this draugr, in his heart, obviously, disagrees with Conan when it comes to what’s best in life! Plus that chubby little Nerf face ain’t hurting my eyes!

The Draugr Entry # 4

The Draugr Entry # 4

Her husband felt awkward standing outside in front of the neighbors in his tattered viking attire… but he had to admit the role play had made for an interesting change of pace to their now mostly mundane small town life!

The Batutut – Drawing # 13

The Batutut - Drawing # 13

I do love me a good nearly invisible beast in its dense jungle-y habitat! Plus I’m pretty sure there’s at least one robot and potentially, at least one, alien born, flesh eating, plant! PLus this guys lil belly colored knee patches make me smile!

The Jackalope – Drawing # 23

The Jackelope Drawing # 23

Hahaha… you know it’s been a while since we’ve had any good, hyper sexualized, beasts… this one representing a nipple laden story, that literally no one is going to believe! But just in case, maybe don’t pass out in the desert… or do… Not my business to tell you what to be into!

The Cactus Cat – Drawing # 24

The Cactus Cat – Drawing # 24

Yes! Hey cactus kitten’s have gotta get made somehow right? I think my favorite part is the mystery of the drip… is it simply moisture seeping from his severed top? An anime style metaphor for strong emotion, or simply a nervous, first time sweat?

The Vampire Entry # 4

The Vampire Entry # 4

Such a good old glass/dream warp to this one! I mean where are their bones! Why’s his hand so huge and why are her boobs attached to her collarbone? Not to mention their refusal to adhere to any rules of natural symmetry! All I know after viewing this, is that nothing is real… well and that the family behind them is bad news!

The Vampire Entry # 3

The Vampire Entry # 3

Haha man!… given I’ve only been up for like an hour, but this is by far my favorite thing I’ve seen this morning! I mean, the story in those eyes, those tubular, bunny footed bodies, the complete lack of scale… Nicely played sir!

The Puca Entry # 1

The Puca Entry # 1

Our artist is calling it “Bottle of Fuseli” which, cause I’m an idiot, humorously, took me a second to think swiss painter of the nightmare, and not that fun twisty pasta! And you know I sorta gotta agree that you’ve nailed that carefree chest sitting nightmare the artist was famed for… though your nightmare is pretty dang cute! (insert mr fox’s click click whistle here!)

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 11

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 11

Well hello there adorably pudgy and stubbly tentacled, cheese fed, lil lake beast! Are those belch bubbles? if so who did you eat? Whooooo did you eat!? haha… good lake refuse btw! And I’m intensely curious about that mouse using a 2×4 shield in your bleed through!