A Drawing Contest of Sorts
Remember what I said about crazy eyes and sage advice? This is another pretty strong example… Though I have to admit the thomas dolby hair and tie does give it a bit more of a kinda ignorant 80s public service appeal… Back then we didnt even know rabies caused zombieism!!
Oh man it’s literally been years since the famed E Wizzle has had time to play! I’m especially entertained with the self censorship and impressed with the restraint with a single legged dick joke that could have gone way bigger! Welcome back bud! and long live the king!
I know it says Squid Row, but all I can think is: I wanna tentacle all night and spray ink every day!
Springtime! is there anything more romantic?… and this just goes to prove no one can resist a pink pig!
I worry a little that the traditional hobgoblin cloth wrapped shoes and the job at hand may not be a fantastic match… but what do I know… again I’m assuming ice cream, so it’s possible it doesn’t matter.
Oh crap well I’m going to guess there’s a whole generation that will miss this but F’ing MMMEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Gotta wonder if that Eric dude from that show is still such a weasel or if he grew out of it.
Ahhhh! Freaking scary and moody! Nicely played! Who wants to tell me what horrible thing that script in the corner means? Btw still waiting for someone to cross the 3 eye threshold.
Oh my F’ng lord is that adorable! The dragon’s eyes make me especially happy, but i mean the knapsack, the beard! Bravo!
This is so going to be another reference i miss, I wanted it to be straight Warriors, then I wanted it to be a Stooges poster, and now I’ve just settled into knowing the sheepy looking one on the left makes me happy as hell!
Sometimes I laugh so hard it almost makes me sad when i first look… I mean he looks like he’s running sooo fast!!! Kinda digging the grainy texture too
Oooh nice mr burns jaw! I’m especially fond of the business casual combined with the centurion’s noggin protector! and the stink lines, we can’t ever forget the doodlers most powerful tool!
There’s a good Cornholio joke here but I’m just going with… I love brussel sprouts!
A fantastic showing! And such adorably tiny feet.
Man such a welcoming palette for what I’m sure is a very unwelcoming land! Cactus Thunder is pretty fantastic, as are those shimmering heat rays round the sun.
This drawing was my favorite to look at. I love how drunkenness is conveyed by twisted halos a few inches over each ear – which is exactly how it feels. Well done. This is something I wish I could draw! And I’m sure I’ll steal several of these techniques for http://iwanttodrawacatforyou.com.
Oh so sexy! If that’s not a monkey man presenting his boy-girl goods, I’m not sure what is… I’m also kind of entertained with the concept that it’s writing calligraphy with the pointed foot.
Inspired by Faith No More’s -RV “Backside melts into a sofa – My world, my TV, and my food – Besides listening to my belly gurgle – Ain’t much else to do…” Personally, I’m just excited that this Satyr sorta has my schnoz!
Nice! what else is an Old One gonna do but eat early and play some f’ing bingo! I’m a big fan of the tiny-huge scale play… However i’m not sure I’d trust a bingo parlor with only graffiti signage….
The ever elusive secret ingredient number 12? It’s legal to think him at least 50% delicious right? And we’ll see what this week brings… but I have a hard time imagining a time when chicken legs are no longer funny!
There’s another version of this guy where you can see the kids, if you want to see it click here But I’m a fan of the blacked out Scooby Doo version… it’s sorta got that monster you can’t see thing!
translation What are you lookin at, you stupid cunt? That is a barrel chested beast if I ever did see one! Those are some great skinny ankles and the little discarded baby shoe is a nice touch!
Poor Pauly! Poop procrastination can prove to be positively painful Man I bet if you looked in those nostrils you could see a whole nother magical world! Don’t strain too hard little Pigsie, or you’ll prolapse your parts!
So would his sniffs translate to “please” in Dungavehoovian? Or is he just playing the martyr? Regardless he’s cute as hell and I sort of want one, and dammit now I have song from Jabba’s palace in my head!
I’m calling this one is a shaved Rodent of Unusual Size from Princess Bride Beware the fireswamp little Hodag! and for that matter that bastard Humperdink… I love how many Hodags keep at least one clawed foot off the ground!
Ok I’m sorry but that lil white bulldog is adorable! So much emotion in this one! I like to imagine its because they were vampire lovers and now the Hodag is sadly fading to dust in the light to the amazement and dismay of his puppy love…
Really the only caption this needs is “Yeeeaaaaarrrrgg!” But how cool would it be if the next wave of popular tattoos was floating ghost Batutut heads… or is that just the head of a penis? hmmmm…
Well that’s a hot Mermaid But that lovesick and possibly panicked young Grindylow really brings a smile. I mean think about it, how do you make such an elegant card underwater, he prolly had to reach out of the shallows and do it blind!
Being that our anniversary was this past week, I’m feeling a little warm and fuzzy about the amorous Grindylow offering of love. Provided he isn’t a “drooler” with that mouth of his (and would that even be obvious under water anyway?), you have to wonder, does that mermaid even know how lucky she is? She seems to at least be thinking about it…
Oh no! You’re doing it wrong!!! This one’s just cracking me up, from the triangular notations of chicken surprise to the weird CGI like weightlessness, that allows him to dance on his toes just so… plus i love old timey paper!
I forget is it Flowers for Algernon when he crushes the lil mice with too much love? or maybe it was just Bugs Bunny, regardless it seems our ogre loved the lil deer a bit too much… dif version available here but the rage sealed this one for me.
No matter which way i look at it I see the picasso statue from the loop… I mean I understand that it really looks nothing like it and it’s probably my brain thats been broken, but it makes me happy and that impaled fairy’s face is so good!
Ok that made me laugh pretty good. Such nimble action from what I assumed was more a lumbering beast… And your Freddy is pretty good too! Way funnier btw if you imagine they are going in to hug.
Winner of the room. “its creative”, says Gaby Juszczak, age 14.
Yes!, I usually knock out all the extra goo in the tabletop photos but dammit if a Gatorman in a check didn’t make me kinda happy! I mean look at the way he holds his martini and the confident manner in which he holds his tail!
Three cheers for this little potatoy dude! I love the little “o” mouth so much I sort of want to print some stationary with him on the bottom corner and I’ll only use it to share bad or at least downbeat news! Also good me arms!
I love his feet and his two little tears. But seriously, I love his toes!
Man can you imagine all the screeching, spittling and whining lil’ LOTR Gollum is doing through those muddy Golem fingers he does love his precious, and juicy sweet fish… this one came with a second version with Peter Jackson, enjoy
I do so love when they come hurtling towards us! Those are some gnarly ass fingers and one hell of a gummy smile… and I almost want another tinier Batsquatch to be living in those cave like nostrils!
Ha! I’m pretty sure I’m missing the full meaning here but angry, funny-handed, swearing, flying Jesus makes me pretty happy and it’s pretty apparent that at least one particular Fucanglong has the opposite effect on our little carpenter.
That middle finger Pilgrimm is freaking terrifying and the wee native grub so adorable…but my favorite part is how the bird is like “whoa!”
Entry #13 is obviously a throwback to the art projects that we all used to make in our earlier years as we studied about the history and lore surrounding the Pilgrimms’ arrival. This particular scene is one I remember clearly, as a classmate of mine was actually stabbed with a pitchfork during play practice. Come to think of it, most of my class was killed during that performance… The drawings are seriously awesome (so…alive!) and force us to take a horrific glimpse into mass genocide on the back of a frightened turkey.
Ha, i suppose all you really need is a head on there to really see what an awkward position we roast these poor guys in… kind of a turkey bow pose if you will. Great little gobbler on this one.
