Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 4

The Vermont Pig Man Entry # 4

You guys feel that crazy shudder a second ago? that’s what happens when a single drawing makes the whole world a lil better in a short amount of time! And such a nice balance between the eye levels, the caption… and the gaping B-hole!

The Catoblepas Entry # 5

The Catoblepas Entry # 5

Hahaha… potentially the best poison eyes I’ve seen on this site! I do wonder what life path leads you to being a catoblepas head lifter though… seems sorta like dreaming of being and underwater, shark dentist… Also your catoblepas’ body is adorable!

Bloody Bones Entry # 5

Bloody Bones Entry # 5

Yes! Now that’s a re-branding I can get behind, picking dirty bones clean! Now more importantly has anyone ever actually owned one of those propeller hats beyond as part of a tweedle dee costume? I swear they’re like R.O.U.S.s in that I don’t truly believe they exist! Btw nice to see a grizzled vet stop back in!

The Beast Out Of The Sea Entry # 4

The First Place Beast Out of the Entry

Yes! Dear lawyers of the beast, please move along, nothing to see here… well unless you wanna talk about how bad ass our artist made your boss look… then you’re free to hang… Also I could be wrong but I’m gonna gamble that, that there is the mightiest paw we’ve ever seen in these parts!

Judge’s Commentary – First Place! “The Beast Of Buffering” aka “The Beast Of Torturous Customer Service” G Brookens has truly had a vision of the end of times. Based on all the theories the Devil/Anti-Christ will ingrain himself into society to destroy it. I feel that Comcast can really get us to Armageddon. Anyone just has to
spend time waiting on hold and/or talking to their customer support to know they are the embodiment of pure evil. It all makes perfect sense now. We have seen the face of the Beast and they will charge you $8 monthly modem fees just to be an extra evil douche.

The Phantom Kangaroo Entry # 6

The Phantom Kangaroo Entry # 6

“Move over Daniel Danger, Greg Brookens is ripping off your art style!” – Ha I’m glad you went with the hand scratched style, the full on zillion straight edged lines on that stuff he does makes me worry for his soul sometimes… all that aside I F’ing love the moonlike ghost-a-roo!

The Cu Sith Entry # 6

The First Place Cu Sith Entry

Ah sweet irony! It’s not just an adjective for old timey robots anymore! Both the Cu Sith and the dopey lil snork horned Nessy are making me happy as hell! I count funny on at least three levels… how about you?

Just lil note – Technically our vote on Facebook was a tie, but since Cate’s won like three of the last 4 battles with here oddly Akbar eyed beasts, I figured she wouldn’t mind sharing the glory with this fantastically self referential creation!

The Cockatrice Entry # 9

The Cockatrice Entry # 9

Oh hells yeah! But you see the size of the fingers on that lil kid? I’m betting this is the old wolf in kids clothing who’s about to be eaten by a fuzzy caterpillar looking cockatrice scam!

The Buggane Entry # 2

The Buggane Entry # 2

I gotta say, since i started this online, my average chuckles per day are way up… bad spelling almost always funny, and I was hoping someone would do the crazy flower schnoz.

The Pollo Malingo Entry # 10

The Third Place Pollo Malingo Entry

It’s funny I just read a series of books where chickens were in fact the denizens of the lost city of Atlantis and the founders of most of human culture… I’m especially fond of the fact that the “when” pictured here seems to be somewhere near the 45 minute mark of Jurassic Paaaaaaaahk 2! And I have to give you credit for one fantastic unfocused chicken eye, that thing is great!

Judge’s Commentary – If you’re gonna use Jurassic Park, I’m gonna vote for you. It’s just that simple. That’s actually a pretty big leg you’ve got there, nice & meaty… I’m gonna need a bottle of Frank’s ASAP.

The Murphysboro Mud Monster Entry # 8

The Murphysboro Mud Monster Entry # 8

Now I sorta swear Groening confirmed that it wasn’t the Illinois Springfield but if Homer’s gonna work as a beast, this aint a bad match, and who’s to say a dude cant get muddy and do some traveling! Anyone else strangely drawn in to the dark hole that is his naval?

The Murphysboro Mud Monster Entry # 4

The Murphysboro Mud Monster Entry # 4

Well dammit if I kinda dont agree lil guy! I think having a big head (physically mind you) instantly makes one sorta latch on to superdeformed torso – less characters… whether they be vinyl or in this case furry, fleshy, and enjoying the hell out of some mud dancing so I say bravo!

The Ogopogo Entry # 5

The Second Place Ogopogo Entry

Goddamn such emotion! No idea if this is actually a reference from a particular movie (Dear jaws I’m sorry I forsook you…) but given my penchant for movies about giant human eating monsters in fresh water lakes… I can guarantee if it exists i will watch it, and odds are multiple times! Huge fan of the green hue and dammit if that dead goat isn’t adorable too!

Judge’s Commentary – There are so many great things about this one. I like that whoever submitted it decided to tell a story and not just draw the beast. So many emotions are being expressed and the while the woman slapping the sheriff is amusing, it’s the winking Ogopogo that clinches second place.

The Sewer Alligator Entry # 7

The Sewer Alligator Entry # 7

Haha Yes! the self applied first place badge got me! well that and the fact that I can tell we’re about the same age as there are basically to things i associate with NYC, Cro Mags and Woody Allen… And I’d pretty much forgotten about woody allen… ha! Funny to note (or terrifying if you want to read something into it) that a recently molested, tearful beast seems to be a recurring theme here…

The Axe Handle Hound Entry # 6

The Second Place Axe Handle Hound Entry

Yes! I was starting to wonder if there was even a violent draw-er left out there… I mean a beast with an axe blade shaped head and all is bound to do some damage. 7 extra points for making it a double sided battle axe, having it be what looks to be a wiener dog, and for pooping in mid air!

Judge’s Commentary – A lot going on here. Tongue hanging out like Jordan dialed in for carnage. Slicing clear through the unlucky lumberjack like he’s got some place to go. You know that guy was just the first of many. Bleeding out all over his Osh Kosh’s. Great attention to detail. Kudos!

2013 Turkey – Submission # 3

2013 Turkey – Submission # 3

Sweet! Godzilla vs Turkey… or perhaps in this case Thurkdora! I’ve always been entertained with the three heads of a beasts having somewhat different agendas… I mean the other two are busy kickin ass or having it kicked and all the middle one has to do is hang out looking stern? And is that spaceman on the left huge or just a trick of perspective!

the Drop Bear Entry # 4

the Third Place Drop Bear Entry

Score one for team plastic fork on your head! And not wanting to fully steal the best line in Empire…just borrow it, we will… And you thought they smelled bad on the outside! I’m also entertained that koala faces don’t look any more or less smart when they are dead!

Judge’s Commentary – that’s a smart kid with a fork on his head, but I think he got more than he bargained for!

the Merman Entry # 10

the Merman Entry # 10

Everythings coming up seaweeeed! Ha! Why do I think including “get it” in the caption is so funny? Maybe cause it is! She could also double for one of those old clock cats which i kinda love…