A Drawing Contest of Sorts
You know having just recently re-watched Razortooth, I gotta admit I would watch the hell out of a syfy movie about killer sea goats infesting a quiet fishing town… hell any town really… Good meaty yet streamlined tuna style body on this guy giving a humorous idea that he can really move in open waters!
Judge’s Commentary –
#8 – Love it, but reminds me too much of John Travolta in “Swordfish”.
Hey that’s a humorous cane if i ever did see one! Gotta love the old man style cinch waisted pants, I love that even mythical beasts are wearing bad guy wireframes now and I’m relatively confident those are Grover’s arms and if so, there’s probably velcro on the palms for the most thorough hugs of!
The Loveland Frogman as A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle – Aww he’s even got a lil Master Splinter! And how sad are those lil scrawny Ohio arms? I am however giving you full points for the action pose and most accurate nunchuking we’ve seen in forever!
Why Hello there Murderous and obviously Russian Mary Poppins! I kinda love how the lil kids eyes just barely make it above the visible plane! and whats to be said for the cutout chicken talons but bravo!
That is a seriously nice transition from snaky intestines to ornate malaysian dragons! Big fan of the forced directional part and look at those lil teeny beasty nostrils! they are adorable… Oh and as always, extra points for fire!
Oh no! So there was a forest preserve right by my house growing up (lotta ways this sentence could go huh?) and my least favorite nights were the ones right after a rain where you couldn’t avoid running over countless frogs no matter how slow you went… but I’m reasonably confident I never hit one with tiny frog sized crocs and an adorable picnic bag full of fly snacks… and are those tiny frogman house keys??? aack!
Really, it was what was INSIDE the bag and now all over the windshield that sold me on this one, that and the irony of a frog wearing crocs. Sadly, I’ve experienced the mass frog migration that occurs after a rain…and it’s not pretty OR funny, and so I feel a little bit like perhaps this guy deserves to be one of my top picks, a dedication to all those poor amphibians who’d played and lost this game before him…Despite the tragic circumstances here, I’m pretty sure that this Frogman was properly splayed onto that windshield in near perfect frog pose (as perfect as you can get when you’ve unexpectedly meet glass coming at you at 45 mph).
Side note: as his yoga instructor I would recommend he slide that left webbed hand up and bring both arms shoulder distance apart to really get a juicy stretch between the shoulder blades.
Ok I’m calling this one sorta genius and maybe I’m spacing an entry but in retrospect its hard to believe with all the chimeras we’ve done that no one has pulled the “fly” card before! And I love that the teleporter has a label, you know, just in case.
Look at those meaty froggy thighs! Good knights (or bad depending on how you are cheering) and not to slight on his defensive style as he seemed to be doing sorta ok to start, but a smart Questing Beast should know better than to expose his soft underbelly like that!
Great stride! And I can’t tell if that’s the kinda brow that always looks mad or if he’s literally stomping off to do something he’s less than excited about… And now I want a number 1 Kinder Fresser Stein!
Forced perspective makes everything better! At first I’m like why is that Pigsie stumbling from a soda cup… but that’s a souvenir shotglass if I ever did see one… get it they are all really small!!! oh and obviously tanked to their little piggly snouts!
Umm can anyone say “absolutely perfect layout for the Dungavehooter movie poster!” I want moonbounce shoes sooo bad. Three points for the tiny arms and another 2 for the Dungavehooter shadow upon his “Aaah”-ing victim!
Ha! that’s quite an improvement on your standard check to see if your feet are still there view! and I forget what’s the second toe being longer mean? inbred? i sorta hope not cause i think mine’s like that too…
See looks like all the books were wrong she doesn’t want to steal your essence, she just wants to clean it regularly. I’m sure she’ll give it back better than new! And to steal a word from my buddy ken, those are some excellent quitters!
Still Laughing…This makes me laugh every time I look at it. For a temptress of sorts she is so disinterested . I have that same look on my face when i get the vacuum out. The entire composition is just priceless. I love it!!
