The Roudhofdi Entry # 1

The Roudhifdi Entry # 1

You gotta love a whale so bad ass that he can smoke underwater! And those fin lined, yet, comically muscular arms, are gonna make me smile for days!!!

The Flitterbick Entry # 2

The Flitterbick Entry # 2

You know, I was pretty damn sure you’d be coming back with a Bullwinkle reference… Proves I know nothing! Look at the deadly grace! Like a falcon crossed with a panther only magical as hell!

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 1

Priapus As Scarecrow Entry #1

hahaha! this came with the quote “i can’t believe you made me do this” well after cracking up for a good 30 seconds with my pod mates about this drawing this morning… I’m kinda glad I did! Plus googly F’ing eyes, what’s not better with ’em?!

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 1

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 1

Hahaha! So I think it’s safe to assume if we got a stiff breeze his face would be considerably narrower… and I’m vastly entertained by the fact that he sorta looks like a smiling pile of fawn pug fur!… in the world of weird coincidences, the one i drew but havn’t taken a pic of yet is also behind a fence…

The Duppy Entry # 3

The Duppy Entry # 3

Savage rasta coming to take I to the netherland or ghost of the fourth doctor who coming to fix some timey whimey sh*t? it works just as well for both options! And I assume the backdrop being the same color as refer glazed eyes was unintentional but dammit it’s a nice touch!

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 1

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 1

While freaking adorable, this guy rates really high on the list of things I don’t want to find in my pond! Also could you have made those eyes any cuter? wth!

The Dryad Entry # 1

The Dryad Entry # 1

“here’s a dryad… i think” Ha! well we got some tree parts and some lady parts so I’m on board! I mean she does give off a bit of a queen of the brussel sprouts vibe, but everyone knows brussel sprout people have way less emotive arms than this!

The Lobster Boy Entry # 5

The Lobster Boy Entry # 5

See, it’s funny… As sad as he is, I could totally eat mine, but maybe it’s the clothing that makes it seem so wrong to eat this guy? I mean he’s pretty dang lobstery, but somehow i just imagine he’d taste like a rugby shirt and shoe leather…

Paul Bunyan Entry # 4

Paul Bunyan Entry # 4

Bets on when he stands up the SS Carl D. Bradley or the Lady Elgin are stuck to his butt? though i suppose he predates them… but still, it’d be funny… also that is a reeeeaaally big tree!

Echidna Entry # 2

Echidna Entry # 2

haha so I opened this one and I and my neighbor both exclaimed, cause that’s damn near the finest earthworm dress I have ever seen… Great, bored coffee house waitress posturing btw!

The Rougarou Entry # 2

The Rougarou Entry # 2

Haha I don’t know how you did it, (maybe the full bodied sway? Maybe the permasmile?) but somehow you turned this into a bootleg Grateful Dead tee! Someone get this guy a miracle!

The Camelopard Entry # 2

The Camelopard Entry # 2

Alright… who hit the pretty eyed giraffe in the back with a cartoon anvil? That or it’s got a cartoon vulture slowly growing out of it’s spine!

The Church Grim Entry # 2

The Church Grim Entry # 2

Man you know this is like the third David Lynchian thing Ive seen in two days, first the Magicians cupcake, then the Channel Zero Wendigo, and now there’s a freaking maelstorm of spacey goodness (or is that bob) in our second beast!

Rodents of Unusual Size Entry # 2

The Rodents of Unusual Size Entry # 2

You know if those inflatable “on strike” rats looked more like this dude, I bet they’d attract way more attention… is that even a national thing? If it’s not, you’re missing out…Anyways back to task on hand… that trampled earthwormy tail is amazing, and there’s something about the lack of focus in those eyes that screams unfettered happiness!

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 1

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It’s like one of them there nude y pens but you don’t have to turn it upside down and as a bonus it’s full of alien doooooom!

The Ant-Lion Entry # 2

The Ant-Lion Entry # 2

Hahaha I think this one broke my brain a lil! So many disparate parts and such adorable rosy cheeks and look at those limber bendy knees, you know this lil dude could win a silly dance contest without even trying too hard!

The Tikbalang Entry # 3

The Tikbalang Entry # 3

See a lil hard to say whether this long faced fellow is stretching his hammies for a good gallop down the beach or merely investigating the source of a smell but I know I like it either way!

The Death of Baldr Entry # 1

The Death of Baldr Entry # 1

Hahaha! This is great! That mistletoe arrow left one hell of a hole huh? and dammit I already feel bad for the blind brother, I mean in this instant of not knowing, he’s so very proud! Also your Loki sorta reminds me of the “Noid”!

Tiny Tim Entry # 2

Tiny Tim Entry # 2

Haha yesss! so small cold and wanting! I’m especially fond of the frayed… what is that tweed? wool? I’m bad with old timey fabrics it seems!

The Pygmies Entry # 2

The Pygmies Entry # 2

Biggest issue with having really long arms, is that your little brother tends to have really long arms too. So I never properly got to play the you’re too short to hit me game… this crane however (probably through decades of pygmy wars war) seems to have a respectable mastery of the art!

The Turkey # 2

The Turkey # 2

I always forget to add this to the descriptors! Master of the dark arts and folder of realities! Also your eyes on this bird are amazing!

The Draugr Entry # 2

The Draugr Entry # 2

Now it could be countless hours of playing the, atrocious, Sega CD, version of the legendary Dragon’s Lair in my youth, but I cant help but look at this pic with apprehension…. wondering where the hell that cursed glowing arrow is going to pop up! Also I bet a bunch of these guys marching would make a funny “hut hut hut” sound!

The Vampire Entry # 5

The Vampire Entry # 5

I assume I’ll only catch a small audience with this one… but remember how originally the Lucero deck just had the eyes behind the dungeon bars, then it started to break out, then it was that crazy eyed jester… this is a pic of when that crazy eyed jester dressed as a vampire on halloween!

The Puca Entry # 3

The Puca Entry # 3

You just know this sexy beast is holding a diet coke just out of frame! (One thing I’ve learned from TV, is well muscled, shirtless dudes, love low calorie refreshment!)

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 1

Vermont's Pig Man Entry # 1

My favorite thing about this guy is that his shoulders are hunched and shirt disheveled in a way that looks like he just ran to our door pounded his arrival but now we’ll have to patiently wait for him to stop panting before we even know if he’s here to murder us… that btw is why I hate white shirts!

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 3

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 3

Awww he’s not bringing you doom! he’s bringing you a chicago style hot dog and his wings are dusted in celery salt in case you want the full experience! God damn is that lil roll cuffed jump suit cute!

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 1

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 1

Yes our fisherman has survived his Indiana turtle stalking! And looks like he found himself a nice shady spot on the lake, so long as you dont pay attention to how much eeeeeevil radiates from this thing’s every pore and 6 webbed duck feet!

The Beast of Busco Entry # 1

The Beast of Busco Entry # 1

God I love those tiny pupil-ed unfocused turtle eyes! Also as a kid I had a rubber ankylosaurus, I was always frustrated that it sat so low in the water vs floating threateningly on top… And now, like two weeks from my 44th birthday, I learn I was just imagining wrong!

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 1

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 1

Man I sorta love this lil fisherman series! He’s always fishing the “structure”! Three cheers for the duck feet and dammit that is a great, dopey vulture slash backwoods gator slash pinhead noggin at the end of this beast!

The Devil’s Lake Monster Entry # 2

The Devil’s Lake Monster Entry # 2

You know for a northern Sconnie lake, I would’ve pegged the water as more of an amber vs Caribbean blue, but dammit I cant fault a guy for keeping his lake monster palette consistent! And I’m sorta hoping the next part of this stretch to the surface is eye stalks!

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 1

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 1

See I bet a lot of you cynical folks out there see this as a picture of soon to be “bobbed” for and devoured fisherman… In turn I offer you that this is a lifelong friendship and symbiotic relationship, where the beast provides the shade and structure to attract the fish and the fisherman in turn shares his catch and companionship with his drooly and armless friend… swooon!

The Catoblepas Entry # 3

The Catoblepas Entry # 3

Some day we’re going to have to do Catoblepas vs Sea Hog cause dammit i wanna see this guy eating a bucket of fried chicken with “this guy”! And to all you young’ns out there, this picture pretty much sums up getting old… so take a look, see what you should get ready for 😉

The Amphisbaena Entry # 1

The Amphisbaena Entry # 1

You know when the legends all talked about wearing a bifrontal lizard, I have to admit, I thought more stinky, limp talisman… this makes a hell of a lot more sense and if done really small, the kinda clasp we all hate, that can really wedge itself in under your fingernail!

The Ropen Entry # 2

The Ropen Entry # 2

“If they survived all these years I figure they have advanced somewhat.” – Yes a beast with an eye towards technological advancement! Though having tested similarly structured wings as a youth I’m curious what kind of sorcery is afoot…. also FLAAAAAAVIN!

The Lufferlang Entry # 3

The Lufferlang Entry # 3

Lots of times I like to imagine theme songs for these guys… this one is dark, complicated, and jazzy with lots of fred flinstone bowling style high ended piano clinks… and unpredictable as… well unpredictable as a 8 kneed mule, duh!

The Gaki Entry # 4

The Gaki Entry # 4

Haha! I’m still trying to decide what sets the mood better, that sour freaking puss or the blanket of brown background… Ya gotta love that beaker and pippet, body shape… and how much would it suck to not only be a shame starved gaki, but also having the pleasure of a good case of gout?

The Wooly Hen Entry # 1

The Wooly Hen Entry # 1

So how’s this as a metaphorical wrench in your mythical knowings… what if the golden fleece really came from a chicken?… Dammit that’s a contented lookin’ hen!

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 1

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 1

Haha does she have a snorkle AND a huge gob full of chaw going on at the same time… that’d be a magical talent being able to pull off both… though I’m not sure why you would… back to our picture! Look at those beautiful green english hills and dammit that blue tinged skin makes me want a shawl!

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 1

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 1

Ha! So either this lil square jawed lad is wee as hell or those are some of the largest buttons I’ve ever seen! And it’s funny maybe it’s the potential energy in those cocked arms or maybe I just want it, but feels like he’s about to start conducting, what I can only assume, is a pretty motley orchestra…

Quetzalcoatl Entry # 3

Quetzalcoatl Entry # 3

Ooooh such a solid traditional rendering! Like the beast of 1000 textures! And I’ve always thought there was something about the way they set the eyes on the old sculptures that reminds me of Gonzo’s muppet cannonball googles… knew the future, these guys did!