The Mngwa Entry # 1

the Mngwa Entry # 1

I mean I know it’s the background color and murder mood setting… but totally funnier if you just see that as a big fluffy ass burgundy couch that our beast is angrily comfy on!

The Almas Entry # 1

The Almas Entry # 1

Man if i would have had access to this pic for my 6th grade research project on the communist revolution, I would have for sure aced that pooch… oh well…. Also, does this make him the People’s Bigfoot?

A Whale vs The Sea Hog!

A Whale Vs A Sea Hog

God dammit I still love this lil sea hog! It’s original appearance was here if you need a closer look, and mind you he ain’t looking any worse! Mstly I’m glad he seems to have found a sea bud… who, most obviously… enjoys the sea weed… I mean those eyes look 1000lbs each!

The Leprocaun Entry # 1

The Leprocaun Entry # 1

The very first snowflake it what was to be a near Canada ending storm!!! Look at those adorable lil green nailed, shoeless, toeses!

The Innsmouth Look Entry # 1

The Innsmouth Look Entry # 1

Fish and pugs man! They always look soooo pensive! (and i suppose i need to add half fish people with poorly fitting hats to that list… Also that’s a damn fine early 1900s, Lovecraftian color scheme btw!

The Monoceros Entry # 3

The Monoceros Entry # 3

Look at this ginger haired beast, Adorable at the very least… but if that horn is indeed fruit flavored candy… upon it I’d like to feast!

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 2

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 2

You can tell he’s a powerful guy, cause he comes with attache flies… they tell him he’s strong, as big as king kong!… but when he sleeps they poop in his eye!

The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 3

The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 3

His fingers made a great pop, as the suction suddenly stopped… he fell from the tree, right onto his knee… and now he is forced to hop

Mother Earth Entry # 1

Mother Earth Entry # 1

MMMMmmm! Garbage n straws! It’s funny/scary that branding can be so well established in our minds that when you imagine a garbage strewn hellscape, you still imagine the logo as part! And my fav part is the ol’ “oh my belly!” hand!

Belsnickel Entry # 5

Belsnickel Entry # 5

If you imagine that sack as being an oversized deerskin flask filled with spiced wine, it’s even better! I mean that’s half the fun in stick shaking!

Belsnickel Entry # 4

Belsnickel Entry # 4

So this one came with a note of how it troubled our many time champion, and he even sent a second friendlier beast, so I’ve cropped in a lil tight here to highlight what I think was the problem… you were obviously subconsciously drawing one of them there, famously mean spirited, stable robbing, straw thieves!

The Giant Turkey Entry # 1

The Giant Turkey Entry # 1

Haha! man, I swear my parents used to have a print of the original Rockwell version in the front hall! What a great assortment of turkey hair styles and facial expressions that translate to bloodlust… I am calling that these are only mostly giant! Oh and I offer my thanks for the stuffing restraint you showed here!

The Man Eating Tree Entry # 1

The Man Eating Tree Entry # 1

Oh snail eyes! How I love thee! So what do we think? Is it like an artichoke, once you clean out all the muck, goo, fuzz and eyeballs away there’s a delicious center in there? or would eating that make you a cannibal by relation? Also good bulldog teef in there!

The Roudhofdi Entry # 1

The Roudhifdi Entry # 1

You gotta love a whale so bad ass that he can smoke underwater! And those fin lined, yet, comically muscular arms, are gonna make me smile for days!!!

The Flitterbick Entry # 2

The Flitterbick Entry # 2

You know, I was pretty damn sure you’d be coming back with a Bullwinkle reference… Proves I know nothing! Look at the deadly grace! Like a falcon crossed with a panther only magical as hell!

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 1

Priapus As Scarecrow Entry #1

hahaha! this came with the quote “i can’t believe you made me do this” well after cracking up for a good 30 seconds with my pod mates about this drawing this morning… I’m kinda glad I did! Plus googly F’ing eyes, what’s not better with ’em?!

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 1

The Winsted Wildman Entry # 1

Hahaha! So I think it’s safe to assume if we got a stiff breeze his face would be considerably narrower… and I’m vastly entertained by the fact that he sorta looks like a smiling pile of fawn pug fur!… in the world of weird coincidences, the one i drew but havn’t taken a pic of yet is also behind a fence…

The Duppy Entry # 3

The Duppy Entry # 3

Savage rasta coming to take I to the netherland or ghost of the fourth doctor who coming to fix some timey whimey sh*t? it works just as well for both options! And I assume the backdrop being the same color as refer glazed eyes was unintentional but dammit it’s a nice touch!

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 1

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 1

While freaking adorable, this guy rates really high on the list of things I don’t want to find in my pond! Also could you have made those eyes any cuter? wth!

The Dryad Entry # 1

The Dryad Entry # 1

“here’s a dryad… i think” Ha! well we got some tree parts and some lady parts so I’m on board! I mean she does give off a bit of a queen of the brussel sprouts vibe, but everyone knows brussel sprout people have way less emotive arms than this!

The Lobster Boy Entry # 5

The Lobster Boy Entry # 5

See, it’s funny… As sad as he is, I could totally eat mine, but maybe it’s the clothing that makes it seem so wrong to eat this guy? I mean he’s pretty dang lobstery, but somehow i just imagine he’d taste like a rugby shirt and shoe leather…

Paul Bunyan Entry # 4

Paul Bunyan Entry # 4

Bets on when he stands up the SS Carl D. Bradley or the Lady Elgin are stuck to his butt? though i suppose he predates them… but still, it’d be funny… also that is a reeeeaaally big tree!

Echidna Entry # 2

Echidna Entry # 2

haha so I opened this one and I and my neighbor both exclaimed, cause that’s damn near the finest earthworm dress I have ever seen… Great, bored coffee house waitress posturing btw!

The Rougarou Entry # 2

The Rougarou Entry # 2

Haha I don’t know how you did it, (maybe the full bodied sway? Maybe the permasmile?) but somehow you turned this into a bootleg Grateful Dead tee! Someone get this guy a miracle!

The Camelopard Entry # 2

The Camelopard Entry # 2

Alright… who hit the pretty eyed giraffe in the back with a cartoon anvil? That or it’s got a cartoon vulture slowly growing out of it’s spine!

The Church Grim Entry # 2

The Church Grim Entry # 2

Man you know this is like the third David Lynchian thing Ive seen in two days, first the Magicians cupcake, then the Channel Zero Wendigo, and now there’s a freaking maelstorm of spacey goodness (or is that bob) in our second beast!

Rodents of Unusual Size Entry # 2

The Rodents of Unusual Size Entry # 2

You know if those inflatable “on strike” rats looked more like this dude, I bet they’d attract way more attention… is that even a national thing? If it’s not, you’re missing out…Anyways back to task on hand… that trampled earthwormy tail is amazing, and there’s something about the lack of focus in those eyes that screams unfettered happiness!

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 1

flatwoods-monster

It’s like one of them there nude y pens but you don’t have to turn it upside down and as a bonus it’s full of alien doooooom!

The Ant-Lion Entry # 2

The Ant-Lion Entry # 2

Hahaha I think this one broke my brain a lil! So many disparate parts and such adorable rosy cheeks and look at those limber bendy knees, you know this lil dude could win a silly dance contest without even trying too hard!

The Tikbalang Entry # 3

The Tikbalang Entry # 3

See a lil hard to say whether this long faced fellow is stretching his hammies for a good gallop down the beach or merely investigating the source of a smell but I know I like it either way!

The Death of Baldr Entry # 1

The Death of Baldr Entry # 1

Hahaha! This is great! That mistletoe arrow left one hell of a hole huh? and dammit I already feel bad for the blind brother, I mean in this instant of not knowing, he’s so very proud! Also your Loki sorta reminds me of the “Noid”!

Tiny Tim Entry # 2

Tiny Tim Entry # 2

Haha yesss! so small cold and wanting! I’m especially fond of the frayed… what is that tweed? wool? I’m bad with old timey fabrics it seems!

The Pygmies Entry # 2

The Pygmies Entry # 2

Biggest issue with having really long arms, is that your little brother tends to have really long arms too. So I never properly got to play the you’re too short to hit me game… this crane however (probably through decades of pygmy wars war) seems to have a respectable mastery of the art!

The Turkey # 2

The Turkey # 2

I always forget to add this to the descriptors! Master of the dark arts and folder of realities! Also your eyes on this bird are amazing!

The Draugr Entry # 2

The Draugr Entry # 2

Now it could be countless hours of playing the, atrocious, Sega CD, version of the legendary Dragon’s Lair in my youth, but I cant help but look at this pic with apprehension…. wondering where the hell that cursed glowing arrow is going to pop up! Also I bet a bunch of these guys marching would make a funny “hut hut hut” sound!

The Vampire Entry # 5

The Vampire Entry # 5

I assume I’ll only catch a small audience with this one… but remember how originally the Lucero deck just had the eyes behind the dungeon bars, then it started to break out, then it was that crazy eyed jester… this is a pic of when that crazy eyed jester dressed as a vampire on halloween!

The Puca Entry # 3

The Puca Entry # 3

You just know this sexy beast is holding a diet coke just out of frame! (One thing I’ve learned from TV, is well muscled, shirtless dudes, love low calorie refreshment!)

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 1

Vermont's Pig Man Entry # 1

My favorite thing about this guy is that his shoulders are hunched and shirt disheveled in a way that looks like he just ran to our door pounded his arrival but now we’ll have to patiently wait for him to stop panting before we even know if he’s here to murder us… that btw is why I hate white shirts!

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 3

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 3

Awww he’s not bringing you doom! he’s bringing you a chicago style hot dog and his wings are dusted in celery salt in case you want the full experience! God damn is that lil roll cuffed jump suit cute!

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 1

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 1

Yes our fisherman has survived his Indiana turtle stalking! And looks like he found himself a nice shady spot on the lake, so long as you dont pay attention to how much eeeeeevil radiates from this thing’s every pore and 6 webbed duck feet!