The Ropen Entry # 7

The Ropen Entry # 7

Yessss… you know in my book, if any attempt to describe your beast sounds like an old danzig lyric, you’ve done your job! With this one you could even rhyme “black night” with “glowing bright”!

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 13

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 13

You know… that’s genius! And I almost missed it!!! I had some bad red riding hood style “what long feathers you have…” comment going and then i actually looked!

The Kitsune Entry # 25

The Kitsune Entry # 25

Gah! Well this is about the cutest thing I’ve seen in weeks… such good fluff! I think I can taint it though (cause for some reason I find that my task in such situations)… if you just imagine each of those adorable floppy tails comes with it’s own functioning butthole… you want one a lil less!

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry # 9

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry # 9

You know at first, like that lil linus interpretation I was downright terrified, you don’t just eat the great pumpkin! But I got to thinking, if magic makes Lucky Charms delicious, and that’s just chalk and sugar… I bet that’s a really, really good pie.

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 7

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 7

I like that if you take the cross out with your mind… this looks oddly like a kinda sexy rock show… well i suppose it could be a fashion show, but you know… a sexy walked arm raised performance at the very least!

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 6

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 6

So these next two are in a series from the old, “I went to see my friend sing at church and whilst enjoying i doodled beasts in the blank spots of the program” routine… and it’s funny, If one wanted, I’m pretty sure there’s a good solid message of fate, it’s dependence on faith, and people who play “y” in the first round of hangman… but I just keep trying to make bad guesses that could also fit the spaces like TULLY WENEHOOT!

The Hippalectryon Entry # 7

The Hippalectryon Entry # 7

Man that babies got the Sendak-ian beast prance down! There is obviously an amazing amount of well executed details so I’m just going to roll into the tangent of wondering what percentage of horse is necessary to actually makes a chicken less delicious?

The Momo Entry # 9

The Momo Entry # 9

Man nothing scares cats! they’re creatures of the night! What could that barest hint of our big footed beast be hiding? He must be downright hideous… cause i mean Ive seen a cat sleeping full bellied on a dead squirrel before haha!

The Corn Mother Entry # 4

The Corn Mother Entry # 4

Weird I haven’t thought about PJ Harvey in like a decade, but when i saw this I immediately hummed “Look at these my child-bearing hips, Look at these my ruby red ruby lips…” and personally I just love that it looks like a corn cenobite! The sweetest of the hellspawn!

The Bean Nighe Entry # 7

The Bean Nighe Entry # 7

Oh holy hell! that boob scarf is genius! Practical, fashionable and ideally for someone standing in an icey fjord, somewhat heat retaining! And I love that pretty much every wrinkle in that body hangs sadly!

The Sphinx Entry # 4

The Sphinx Entry # 4

Couple things, first, those toes are amazing, second, I’m pretty sure that human head used to be attached to a guy that used to skate at my house in the 80s, third I appreciate that, pretty obviously, every part of this thing parties… and finally is that a freaking cloaca? cause if so, bonus points!