The Devil’s Lake Monster Entry # 1

The Devil's Lake Monster Entry # 1

Yes! A first day of the contest beast! It’s why i never jig for walleye off the deep humps, there’s no saying that hump on the radar is a really a pile of rocks! Also the guy already ripped out of the boat, (while I know it’s like a zipper) looks like he’s peeing in his own mouth!

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 10

The Charles Mill Monster Entry #10

Man look how those toes grip down to counterbalance that giant wormly neck! I wonder how those lil legs kick? frogged or wiggled like a snake? And what? do you think that neck was evolved to reach hard to reach treed people? or maybe those famous ohio apples? (yeah i know they arent famous for apples…jeeeze!)

The Catoblepas Entry # 6

The Catoblepas Entry # 6

Man look at those adorably plump, hippo like, trotters! Plus such a floppy assortment of armoured back plates! If I didn’t know that cloud was poisonous, I might think about going in for a hug!

The Ropen Entry # 1

The Ropen Entry # 1

So pretty safe to assume that the lil expression lines surrounding this enormous flying character are reference to it’s rumored, soft, ghostly, glow… but there is a small part of me that is really hoping that it represents this beast’s ability to shoot it’s sporadically placed and stiffly bristled body hairs in all directions at once!

The Lufferlang Entry # 1

The Lufferlang Entry # 1

Hey at it’s core, all those descriptors lead to an ass on spider legs right? I mean the better question is: How can this be wrong? And that poisonous komodo drool/leakage and the broken mirror really sell it… My one complaint is your buttocks might feel a lil testicular… but that’s just whining…

The Gaki Entry # 5

The Gaki Entry # 5

Awwww it sorta feels like all this guy is hungry for is… just once in his existence… to know love …haha and I gotta say both the lil curtain of pubes and the seductive manner in which it brushes its belly, made me laugh!

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 4

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 4

Ooh I gotta say that ascot looking scarf feels pretty damn english… and the kinda happy looking frown feels about right… but if you were to ask me, I’d say that awkward forward leaning murderer’s stride and stuffed belly feels awful american…. haha! Also welcome new guy!