The Flying Heads Entry # 16

The First Place Flying Head Entry

Oh man! And that is a twisted muscular handed tongue with a cross in hand, and not a recently consumed preacher right? And the lil satellite heads! So good! and dammit if I don’t need to go listen to some old “thrash” records now…

Judge’s Commentary – I really appreciate the level of detail, terror, and scale on this one which is why it gets first place. I especially like the hair tentacles holding the bloody heads of it’s victims, which seem to be quite a few. Pray that you are not next.

The Pig-Faced Women Entry # 12

The Pig-Faced Women Entry # 12

I assume this is a representation of an intensely awkward pre-prom style glamor photo, and those teeth are just amazing. But I see it more as a portrait of that aged world wisened whore in the story with just enough heart to look out for a flawed protagonist… Also imagine trying to find elbow length, six fingered pink gloves!

The Splinter Cat Entry # 9

The Splinter Cat Entry # 9

Man if this was the label for Splinter Cat brand honey, the tagline would have to be “we are obviously crazy as f*ck!” Such great energy and I’m gonna be honest here, that things expression scares the hell out of me!

The Lil Owl Entry # 12

The First Place Lil Owl Entry

So those there are definitely powerful psychic rays and maybe its the effect of said rays but im feeling it to be a damn good looking bird … though i think the caption could also read: absolutely the last thing you’d expect to see at the end of your battlestar launch tube! get it cause the rays look like… oh nevermind ; )

1stEmojiOur Judge felt it easiest to use stickers (emojis) to help explain his reasoning.
Judge’s Commentary – Because he loves the laser eyes.

The Christmas Elf Entry # 23

The First Place Christmas Elf Entry

Gotta love how intense this one is, it’s like even he is a lil frightened of his own piranha teefed goblin grin! but am i the only one noticing that something in the shading is giving the impression of giant boobs? Also that toy is creepy as hell.

Judge’s Commentary – Because as a wise man once said… “more ink equals more heart!” Plus it makes us recall that Maximum Overdrive is one of the best holiday movies ever and AC/DC is truly the sound of the season…

The Christmas Elf Entry # 10

The Christmas Elf Entry # 10

I think I’m just going to have to be fine letting the pet shop boys ref just fly over my head… but a few things, said PSB’s silhouette looks a hell of a lot like Freddy and can you imagine the level of hate or emotional numbness it would take to spit fiery hell into someones face while staring that intently into their eyes at that distance… F’ing elves man… ha

The Redcap Entry # 10

The Redcap Entry # 10

Sweet! This one feels a lil like santa gone wrong! I mean hard ass shoulder spikes, every so slightly wonked lizard eyes, a bloody ax blade hanging of the famed english peeper on a pike and an understated version of the universal symbol for discontent down there in the corner. Plus there’s just a lot of ink on the paper and I’ll always appreciate that!

Judge’s Commentary

Everything about this “I was drawn on my TrapperKeeper in high school in the 80s, which I covered entirely in black marker cuz my soul belongs to Satan” vibe is killer! Lemmy ain’t got nothin’ on this fella, even his beard feels like it’s been carved out of metal. You can gauge the level of terror in that skewered eyeball of the poor sap who ran into this redcap and met his end cuz he said he liked metal rap. If this is not an album cover for a German death metal band by the end of this week, I’ll commission zis masterpiece and start up my own brand of face-melting, axe-shredding, my volume goes to 11 audio bullying. We’ll call ourselves der schlecht Weihnachtsmann! (that’s “the bad Santa” in German or so my Google translator tells me).