Hello Mrs SquidVagina, this is the nurse at Kraken Academy… there’s been a small accident
The Woodbooger Entry # 14
Titled: Woodboogers make great glue! That is possibly the finest rendering of sasquatch peen i have ever witnessed… and it’s funny that booger or not my eyes keep wandering to that nipple on the right!
The Buggane Entry # 14
I’m pretty sure he wants this one captioned “Penis” and i have no objections… so PENIS! And not to influence opinions but I f’n love that scribble thing.
The Hobgoblin Entry # 17
Oh you are so gonna get us fired! Kids close your eyes! This one came with the caption “Some hobgoblins have boundary issues!” And I’m not gonna deny there is some great color work deep in there!
The Mermacorn Entry # 8
Ha so a couple things, the pinch makes me chuckle and at first i thought the fish face was a dink, but I am almost 72% sure that’s an adipose from Doctor Who which makes me even happier!
The Oni Entry # 11
Thy beastly eyes be upon us! Entitled “Trolololoni – Collect them all” If I were judging you’d be in the lead but that’s cause I’m only counting eye and speedo points this week!
Dragon VS Dwarf Entry # 8
This one gave me the giggles, not sure if it’s the dwarf boobs or just the full on tongue to eye contact… You gotta assume, best case, that’ll get infected.
The Fury Entry # 9
Titled “Hell Hath No Fury…Like a Fury Scorned”. I’m trying to decide if she has grown from the discarded peen or trampled it in a dancey fit of vengeance, regardless this is proof that ballet is better with snakes!
The Snawfus Entry # 12
Man that is a serious rack! “what’d you do today Johnny?”… “You know slaughtered a mythical Snawfus, wore his head as a mask while i climbed to the treetops to smoke a doob!”
the Cerberus Entry # 10
Yes!! Without hearing it, I know exactly what that bark sounds like! Now that’s a hook! I’m especially happy that this is, in fact, a functioning maze. 6 dollars to anyone willing to make this in corn, later this year!
the Green Man Entry # 10
Yes! Our very first sculpture! New ground broken! (literally) and it’s a cyclops Green Man to boot… and such a robust pagan belly! Bravo! Titled “Muddy McMudEye” cause if he had two… well you know…
the Cactus Cat Entry # 19
Miau. Miau, miau. Right on it’s like a little Ralph Macchio (well 1980s Macchio) of Cactus Cat drawings, so small innocent and fragile that you fail to realize the threat ’til he’s eating your face!
the Monkey Man Entry # 7
I hear they serve their sandwiches with a side order of diphtheria! Awww man there goes our sponsorship… but it can’t be argued, monkeys and pugs do love poop!
the Satyr Entry # 9
The Human Quadrupede Wow, so I was totally in awe of the giant “phallus as leg” then I looked again and it’s just a cool ass leg, that’s tricky! I love this dudes ho humness about it all. And another nice rump!
Gol-Goroth Entry # 15
Aaaah! The glare of his malevolence is impossible… That’s a crazy assed mouth, looks kinda like a brussel sprout and I like to imagine it a composite of every high school ceramics bong ever made! Nice!
the ChickenFoot Entry # 10
AAHHHH! Dammit! So beautiful and serene and pubey! So many good touches from the tan-lines to the wonderfly rendered gradient lamay I’m gonna have sex with you robe! And a downright pleasing palatte to boot!
the KinderFresser Entry # 10
Sluuuuuuurp! First rule of Camp KinderFresser, When you frolic in the shallows of Lake Baby’s Blood stay at least a few feet away from the ogre’s giant straw! For some reason I’m incredibly entertained with the inclusion of a back stop!
The Pigsie Entry # 19
I can only assume that this is a legitimate Pigsie photo and the powers that be are using our little site to lessen the impact of this amazing evidence! But really… It’s F’ing beautiful! I mean really… I just hope you actually made someone pose for it.
Judge’s Commentary
The obvious winner!
