Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 2

The Vermont Pig Man Entry # 2

Yesss! Points for the Newhart joke! And dammit if this doesnt make me need to rewatch Motel Hell again! or maybe grow some human headed corn! Btw, for a kid who “can’t” draw you’ve certainly mastered the art of the dead eyed murder pig!

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 11

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 11

Sometimes I just like to turn these into fake album covers in my head… I imagine this would work quite well for the War Turkey’s first single “Broasted by Fire”… also maybe I should watch “the Wall” again this weekend?

The Bean Nighe Entry # 3

The Bean Nighe Entry # 3

God I hope this wins! It’s entirely wrong AND funny, the way a damn beast is supposed to be! Though I’m saying he still looks a lil too stern for a bean having puffed halfway through a joint that big.

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 8

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 8

Yes! Imagine Dan Blankenship diving all the way to the bottom of 10X, barely making it back to the surface through his narrow 100ft plus detritus ridden, booby traped hole only managing to pull out a legend of the giant wet but magically preserved bird that lay below… I mean I’d watch a show about that!

How the Abominable Snowman Saved Xmas Entry #16

The Abominable Snowman Entry #16

So sadly, seems a hell of a lot of our designclub had to die to save xmas but my favorite parts are the painting of future cars from E smiths office, the fact that my wifes yoga giraffe is “taking the pot” and that while he’s a lil worried about holiday beasts being to family oriented for the schlong sticking out of cody’s stocking, our artist has no issues representing your humble host with a stocking full of sh*t, blood and flies!

The Turkey Entry # 9

The Turkey 2014 Entry # 9

Ooh a tribute to handcraftmanship and the food I thought my dead grandma tried to poison me with … Big fan of the testicle/squirrel cheeks and the detailing…. though we may have to consult the asians on the “panel” about those eyes…

The Lil Owl Entry #6

The Lil Owl Entry # 6

Haha! Those are some much cleaner lines that we usually see about these parts, nicely played! Question is, nerdy ass hipster owl or murderous sugar skull in it’s reading glasses? And what the hell do you think he does to those books to round out those bindings like that? Lotta flapping it I bet!

The Bishop Fish Entry # 7

The Bishop Fish Entry # 7

Uh uh I know this signature graph paper… It’s got hat signage very close to mine, and perhaps a similar quality of beard, and he is holding my brand new, most dangerous of all toys, the chainsaw on a stick… but last i checked i have a much more prominent nose, so I’m assuming this bastard has simply stolen my stuff and now it’s gonna be all fishy smelling!
Oh and the artist would have you know I cropped out his 40oz of Fish Oil cause he drew way out of square, but points for the humor!

Judge’s Commentary

I’m actually a little surprised he went with this one, his initial reaction was “I think the caption hurts it, but that beard… it’s so bad…” at this point it’s possible I influenced judgement more than I should have by mentioning, “I think that beard is supposed to be mine” at which point he seemed to enjoy the entire composition at a much deeper level!

the Satyr Entry # 15

the Satyr Entry # 15

Oh man he pulled out the secret weapon, THE Neil Degrasse Tyson, making an appearance on our little site! I am honored and supremely entertained by the labeling of the moons and the play on the name… Three cheers for space!