The Mngwa Entry # 4

the Mngwa Entry # 4

So my only disappointment in this wonderful ball of murder yarn, is that with all the fanciful, customized murder cat accessories, that the cat clock doesn’t also have a special murder hatchet tail dangle… but man… imagine how much this thing would spit when it sneezes! hahaha…

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 1

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 1

you were supposed to draw a beast, so you’d think at the very least, you’d add some claws, and gore dripping maws…. but instead I got this piece… (no offense intended… just hurting for a rhyme!!!)

Belsnickel Entry # 8

Belsnickel Entry # 8

You know, the “bike week” headband and those excessively hairy legs are probably my favorite parts, but the marker labelled tighty whities and those rando leftover teefs aint a bad touch!

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 8

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 8

The ol’ racoon with his face stuck in an especially toothsome halloween mask trick! But what I’m most curious about is this… did someone throw away the head of the Simpson’s sasquatch? If so why!!!?

The Giant Turkey Entry # 3

The Giant Turkey Entry # 3

yessss! look how far he is!… for those unaware of the theme of said maiden classic… here’s the first verse to set the mood! White man came across the sea, He brought us pain and misery, He killed our tribes killed our creed, He took our game for his own need….. Run for your life bird!!!! also Hi Connie!.

The Turkey # 3

The Turkey #3

“You can’t stop it – it’s a Bank Holiday” – Hahaha First I love that you actually had to pick a color for roasted baby… Second I always love drawings with slogans incorporated… and third I really do love this stupid tradition of seeing old drawers pop back in for the holidays. Hi KublaConnie!

The Beast Out of the Sea Entry #8

The Beast Out of the Sea Entry # 8

Perfidious, necrotic – Limned with rot – Succulent and ripe – Coursing with blood – Drink it in – Drink it all

The Thriae Entry # 7

The Thriae Entry # 7

Oh sometimes you guys make me so happy… I mean technically I sorta hate photo collages, but when they are done with this level of weirdness and raw joy, I gotta give it props… I mean its got all the bee girl elements: stripes, florals, polka dots and it’s got a pink hollow eyed, bird box! …you are either a genius or a murderer!

Judge’s Commentary

Second Place for the Zodiac Killer’s lovemap! This artist correctly prophesizes fashion trends next year, which makes the piece a Thriae itself (ooo dang). I hear this is What to Wear to make a baby, but let’s do a switcheroo to sex it up: he in doily wings, and she wearing a box. Final diagnosis for this entry: All of the paraphilias, all at once.

The Satyr Entry # 1

the Satyr Entry # 1

The Satyr is the hybrid representative of humanity. His grotesqueness is palpable in a way that our own cannot be. : ) I’m not even sure i know what that means but goddamn is that a great hand! and that rump, talk about palpable!

Gol-Goroth Entry # 17

Gol-Goroth Entry # 17

All right so “World Devouring for Dummies” caught me off guard and I spit a little coffee. Came with the caption Time to let your tentacles down Gol-Goroth! Maybe some much needed down time will help you figure out how to step out of Chthulu’s shadow?

the Jackalope Entry # 18

the Jackalope Entry # 18

So a lot of you guys send these huge huge files and I just free transform em onto a page so I only get to see em a bit at a time, bottom last. This one scared me, then it won me over, then it made me laugh… nicely done.

the Hootpecker Entry # 13

the Hootpecker Entry # 13

Alright, so honestly I have no idea whats going on here, but I know I enjoy the hell out of it so perhaps I’ll just leave it at that!

The Valkyrie Entry # 6

The Valkyrie Entry # 6

I love when they come with vague arty titles! “The Sword was Chosen for you Mistress!” The red overline adds such a feeling of darkness and suspense …well technically the sword and the skull help with that too but still, it’s got kind of a great tarot card vibe and a slight whirpool action to all the elements that makes me slightly swimmy, or maybe that’s love?

The Leprechaun Entry # 11

The Leprechaun Entry # 11

A faboulous iris I spy…
Framing a cute lil guy…
who shouldn’t be seen…
No matter how green…
But maybe put meds in that eye…