The Turkey # 3

The Turkey #3

“You can’t stop it – it’s a Bank Holiday” – Hahaha First I love that you actually had to pick a color for roasted baby… Second I always love drawings with slogans incorporated… and third I really do love this stupid tradition of seeing old drawers pop back in for the holidays. Hi KublaConnie!

The Beast Out of the Sea Entry #8

The Beast Out of the Sea Entry # 8

Perfidious, necrotic – Limned with rot – Succulent and ripe – Coursing with blood – Drink it in – Drink it all

The Thriae Entry # 7

The Thriae Entry # 7

Oh sometimes you guys make me so happy… I mean technically I sorta hate photo collages, but when they are done with this level of weirdness and raw joy, I gotta give it props… I mean its got all the bee girl elements: stripes, florals, polka dots and it’s got a pink hollow eyed, bird box! …you are either a genius or a murderer!

Judge’s Commentary

Second Place for the Zodiac Killer’s lovemap! This artist correctly prophesizes fashion trends next year, which makes the piece a Thriae itself (ooo dang). I hear this is What to Wear to make a baby, but let’s do a switcheroo to sex it up: he in doily wings, and she wearing a box. Final diagnosis for this entry: All of the paraphilias, all at once.

The Satyr Entry # 1

the Satyr Entry # 1

The Satyr is the hybrid representative of humanity. His grotesqueness is palpable in a way that our own cannot be. : ) I’m not even sure i know what that means but goddamn is that a great hand! and that rump, talk about palpable!

Gol-Goroth Entry # 17

Gol-Goroth Entry # 17

All right so “World Devouring for Dummies” caught me off guard and I spit a little coffee. Came with the caption Time to let your tentacles down Gol-Goroth! Maybe some much needed down time will help you figure out how to step out of Chthulu’s shadow?

the Jackalope Entry # 18

the Jackalope Entry # 18

So a lot of you guys send these huge huge files and I just free transform em onto a page so I only get to see em a bit at a time, bottom last. This one scared me, then it won me over, then it made me laugh… nicely done.

the Hootpecker Entry # 13

the Hootpecker Entry # 13

Alright, so honestly I have no idea whats going on here, but I know I enjoy the hell out of it so perhaps I’ll just leave it at that!

The Valkyrie Entry # 6

The Valkyrie Entry # 6

I love when they come with vague arty titles! “The Sword was Chosen for you Mistress!” The red overline adds such a feeling of darkness and suspense …well technically the sword and the skull help with that too but still, it’s got kind of a great tarot card vibe and a slight whirpool action to all the elements that makes me slightly swimmy, or maybe that’s love?

The Leprechaun Entry # 11

The Leprechaun Entry # 11

A faboulous iris I spy…
Framing a cute lil guy…
who shouldn’t be seen…
No matter how green…
But maybe put meds in that eye…