The Wooly Hen Entry # 3

The Wooly Hen Entry # 3

Oh man she looks enough like my third favorite muppet (the “hey wait for me guys” one) that I question whether its actually a giant hairy muppet in a wooly chicken disguise, in the hopes that wooly hens get more of his much sought after respect! Also welcome back ;)!

The Tommyknockers Entry # 8

The Tommyknockers Entry # 8

Hey I said make some big F’ing sandwiches! And if you’re an undernourished diminutive mine dweller, that right there is one hell of a dagwood… though if I’m being picky… seems like it could use a crustier bread 😉

The Hombre Gato Entry # 6

The Hombre Gato Entry # 6

Man it is such a thin line between come hither and dim witted when it comes to cat person facial expressions…. I think I’m voting a lil of both on this one! And nice to see you show that a lil tease mixed with your sexuality is still popular in latin america!

The Orang Pendek Entry # 5

The Third Place Orang Pendek Entry

Hahaha! I’m sorry but for some reason, i just can’t not see those feet as balls! Hairless nards or not, he’s still an amazing lil football of fur.

Judge’s Commentary – Cause like a haunted doll, the longer I’ve seen those weirdly knowing brown eyes the more they are creepy as hell!

The Wapaloosie Entry # 5

The Wapaloosie Entry # 5

Million dollar idea, furry character-centric van cozies! though I suppose dumb and dumber sorta did it… but less for driving, more for just looking pink nosed and pretty by the garage… well and smelling absolutely atrocious!

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 9

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 9

Man its so hard to keep current on turkey fashions from year to year… So nice to see a turkey taking the time to feel pridefull… Now that tie? that’s not quite a bolo and not quite a kerchief right? I know with an open chested shirt it looks manly as hell even with his velveteen coat!

The Cynocephali Entry # 4

The Cynocephali Entry # 4

Every long once in a while a beast gets rended from the cold, wet darkness that reminds us why the protection of fire was so important to primitive man… Also great front butt!

The Mummy Entry # 6

The Mummy Entry # 6

You know, I’m sure this is a mummy Randy (the dog) but for some reason my brain keeps seeing it as pull and peel candy… Here’s hoping you’re white mystery flavor Randy, cause if you are, you’re delicious!

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 6

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 6

Haha! So does it smell like a pachyderm or balls? cause I can pretty easily see that go either way… Great murderous sabre tooth, and I love that not only are it’s feet swolled and fat but it’s tail is too!

The Sandman Entry # 8

The Sandman Entry # 8

Well now that I’ve seen it, I cant un-see it so let me share… hello overly orange and quaffed 1980s bodybuilding salmon!!! (he just needs a tiny bikini!)

The Kappa Entry # 4

The Kappa Entry # 4

Gaaaaameeeeeraaaa!!! Gaaaaameeeeeraaaa!!! Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle! meat We’ve been eating Gamera! (thanks MST3K!)

The Beast Of Bray Road Entry # 10

The Beast Of Bray Road Entry # 10

Interesting that a werewolf, generally known for its ferocity and animalistic lack on conscience would choose fly fishing… It seems real catch and releasey for a lyncanthrope but hey maybe all that cheese is effecting his motivations… nonetheless that’s some great outside the lines furring!

The Thunderbird Entry # 6

The Thunderbird Entry # 6

Let me introduce you all to Abirdin Sane… or something similarly riffed off the Bowie record! It’s funny I wouldnt have thought you’d be able to pull of the smugness of a 1970s woman sunbathing that I always thought tainted the duality message of that cover… but somehow you gots it! so nicely done.

The Berserker Entry # 5

The Berserker Entry # 5

Haha you know i just couldn’t figure out what was green on his chest that I could see through the giant donut, then i realized it was just a delicious shield he was chomping on… not sure if that’s whats happening here, but if it is… i fully support “frankism” 😉

The Pukis Entry # 8

The Pukis Entry # 8

All I really wanted for my birthday was a Pukis… but as always the case with such dreams, what do I find in the box but softly smoldering chinchilla! Man those are some serious, eye plunking talons!

The Feral Children Entry # 5

The Feral Children Entry # 5

So our artist mentioned that once it was colored it got super offensive… now , while i dont really want to see it, i am sorta curious how horrible a person you are 😉 … This one’s feeling a lil FrogBaby to me too… if FrogBaby had way better feral hair!… well and working legs!

The Monopod Entry # 1

The Monopod Entry # 1

Haha, so let’s see if i can drop an inside joke here and not get pounded into the ground like a tent spike at my next family event… This monopod looks a lil like he’s in the concrete business!…. yesss!!!

The Slide-Rock Bolter Entry # 2

The Slide-Rock Bolter Entry # 2

So I’m totally calling ice cream cone with a wax lip beehole on this one! though i have to admit the tree whiskers are a nice touch!

The Harpy Entry # 1

The Harpy Entry # 1

See at first I was gonna say it just sorta looked like bird bodied, “Craft” era Nev Campbell, and didn’t think there was enough reference to the the pooping/food stealing; but, if you note that even cartoon wings are rarely that rounded and therefore the next logical course is that those are obviously freshly stolen braunschweigers, hence the look of nervous exhilaration. And that works better for me!

The Nue Entry # 2

The Third Place Nue Entry

Yes! Dammit those are some damn fine tiger footed monkey paw warmers! And I know that leg warmers have grown past being a dancer’s exclusive accessory for decades now, but dammit if I dont still sorta get the feeling this one could knock out of some early 80s jazz ballet!

Judge’s Commentary – So I just watched “Frankenstein’s Army” and while not a great movie plotwise, it’s pretty jam packed with some impressive nazi corpse mechs… And for some reason this one reminds me of that only with less face drilling and bloodshed and way more screaming with hybrid monkey glee and excited head humping!

The Polevik Entry # 3

The Polevik Entry # 3

How cool is it that his f*cking hairline has it’s own grassy eyebrow edge planting! And grassy pubes as well? or just a cleverly placed thatch? And i have no idea what’s happening with that weird squared fish mouth but I know I’m oddly drawn to it!

The Kraken Entry # 2

The Kraken Entry # 2

I like that a slight tilt tries to disguise the fact that this is an adorable alien eyed and barely nosed lil guy who’s trying his best to show us… as my friend Tommy oft’ called the pose, “Most Muscular” … bet he can lift the hell out of a bundle of silverware!

Merman Vs Sea Hog Entry # 3

Merman Vs Sea Hog Entry # 3

See I would think with the puffer fish qualities of this sea hog you’d go fancy fugu fish style sushi but i suppose than you’d have to deal with the poison sacs aaaand the mythical sea trichinosis… regardless that merman aint hurting for grubs, look at that big strong belly!

The World Turtle Entry # 1

The World Turtle Entry # 1

You know something smells funny about this one…

Jackalope VS Leprechaun Entry # 3

The Jackalope Vs Leprechaun Entry # 3

Man, buddy beers! The almighty contest of who can be the best buddy! I’m not sure the joy and always slightly creepy undercurrent of said event has ever been so eloquently captured… it’s teh leprechaun’s eyes me thinks…

The Aswang Entry # 1

The Third Place Aswang Entry

No no no… I’m just an inoffensive to most, slightly abstract, nude, human form popularized by furniture stores nationwide. By no means am I disguised in hopes of passing through unnoticed and secretly here to rend your baby from its womb for it’s delicious liversss. What, may I ask, ever gave you that idea?

Judge’s Comments – I was torn between #1, #4 (Grimace and his friend are totally creepy), #6 (“I Want To Suck Your Bloooooduh”) and #8 (I’m scared of this guy? I don’t think so. Somebody needs a hug.). But this first entry is captivating in its loveliness, and is that a bosom I see? Is this a female aswang? She’s like an illustration of a George Balanchine ballerina, except her version of Black Swan is going to fuck everyone up, not just her. Her limbs tell a story, her neck is long and graceful, she is exquisite on pointe. A vision.

The Groundhog’s Shadow Entry # 1

TheGroundhogsShadowEntry1

Not that often that a phone shadow does the ironic favor of creating a shadow that the groundhogs shadow can appear to also be frightened of! So what happens in this case? A comprimise and Spring in like 3 weeks?

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 2

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 2

Man for any of you who watch Squidbillies, there is something about this guys expression that just screams one of my favorite characters in the world, “Dan Halen”… I’m not sure i need anything more than that!

The Flying Heads Entry # 1

The Flying Heads Entry # 1

Man I’m kind of digging the mindbendingness of this… kinda like a horse who’s just eaten what it thought was an apple but instead it was a space eating singularity… Plus good fiery eyes!

Bes Entry # 2

Bes (the egyptian diety) Entry # 2

So I was starting to investigate what exactly was in the amulet, but I figure why try and decipher anything past potentially mustachioed alien? …also, that’s the kind of high cheeked beard that can hide a mans tears!

How the Abominable Snowman Saved Xmas Entry #1

How the Abominable Snowman Saved Xmas Entry #1

Haha so while I’m pretty sure it’s not the case I’m kinda cracking up with the concept that we’re starting our 2014 Holiday Special with a Yeti with dueling “tree boners”!

the Pig-Faced Women Entry # 4

the Pig-Faced Women Entry # 4

I love that it’s got a crazy reverse turkey body! And is it in a latex Dress suit or is that more noble fluffings? Regardless this would make for a nice nightlight.

The Sea Goat Entry # 1

The Sea Goat Entry # 1

Now maybe it’s the constant barrage of xmas music I’m already hearing (bah humbug) but this guy feels a lil sea reindeer to me… though I do really appreciate how his widdle horns almost make a heart! And good plumage or whatever the well-finned equivalent is!

Judge’s Commentary
#1 – Excellent coloring and imagery, but looks more like “Max” in the
“Grinch Who Stole Christmas” than a mythical goat creature.

The Turkey Entry # 2

The Turkey 2014 Entry # 2

Maybe its because of submission #1 but I cant help thinking all the stuff around the logs are pubes! And I’m choosing to see this one as a trick of forced perspective and in fact this is a picture of a turkey boating in a lake taken from behind a small campfire given the illusion of boily murder!

The Hidebehind Entry # 2

The Hidebehind Entry # 2

My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo!It doesnt become you at aaaaaaall! Yessss I knew I memorized that for a reason! Also I like that this Rudolph the monster-esque giant looks to have beaver tails for feet!

the Mantygre Entry # 2

the Mantygre Entry # 2

Ha! Good old man-nerisms! I’m curious what youthful indiscretion caused such a reaction… and I’m intrigued by the wearing pants below the tail line… not very old man?… but maybe that’s the wild cat in him?

The Fur-Bearing Trout Entry # 2

The Fur-Bearing Trout Entry # 2

So the part im most curious about is whether this guy is dead whithered and partially mummified or if what appears to be a corset thin waistline under your frock is all the fashion rage in cold weather trout circles? Points for looking like my dogs favorite roadkill squirrel toy though! and extra points for beaver parts!

Beasts In Costumes Entry # 7

Beasts In Costumes Entry # 7

Haha Lil katie has found a lil niche here! Can a paper doll kickstarter be far behind? “I present to you Peanut Butter Jelly Time Hootpecker”. instead of commenting further, I’m just going to let the song run in your brain for a while…

Beasts In Costumes Entry # 5

First Place Beasts In Costumes Entry

Ogre dressed as a fuzzy bunny. – See I woulda gone Sendak-y horror wolf but I suppose the pink bow tie throws that off… Ice cream vending, Sendak-y horror wolf?

Judge’s Commentary – Because he looks terrified of all that delightful fuzziness! And he seems quite disgusted with the pink bow tie. It’s like he’s looking in the mirror for the first time after being blindfolded and wrestled into the costume by his little sister.

Beasts In Costumes Entry # 3

Beasts In Costumes Entry # 3

This one didnt come with and actual label so I’m simply going with Bridge Troll as far Sexier Bridge Troll! … though i bet you could just say french maid and god i love his stupid bad posture!