The Axe Handle Hound Entry # 15

The Axe Handle Hound Entry # 15

First and foremost I added a lil blue sky to square this guy up, so apologies if i have hurt the composition in any way… Our super pleased and seemingly well sunned Axe Handle Hound doesn’t seem to mind… Plus this is great realistic portrayal of some upper midwestern boglands… you know what they say… “someday, the U.P. is going to be ground zero in the water wars”… well maybe not “they” but i have heard one person say it… once… so that makes it fact right?

The Gumberoo Entry # 8

The Gumberoo Entry # 8

In the future, all trans ams are painted baby blue and have this decal covering the hood as a testament to their explosive power under the hood and also as a symbol of appreciation of cats!

The Ghost Entry # 12

The Ghost Entry # 12

The natural coincidences that happen some weeks just crack me up… from the “Boo Bee” joke into this? I kinda love this one with it’s lack of movement, downward pointed toes to confirm floatyness and humorously round ghost boobs!… I wonder if she ever blinks?

The Minotaur Entry # 10

The Minotaur Entry # 10

See if he would have been missing a digit, with those sad angry Nixon eyes, i would have said he looked a lil like a shop teacher but since he has all of his phalanges and because his head reminds me of Benny the Bull, it immediately makes me think gym teacher, but since he’s not wearing the required shorts I’m assuming he’s supplementing his meager salary by teaching Drivers Ed!

The Batsquatch Entry # 6

The Batsquatch Entry # 6

B-Squatch just got back from Portland. If it wasn’t such a short trip he would’ve taken his Subaru. Today he’s gathering some medicinal foliage. B-Squatch uses it for his anger management issues. He gets pissed off when people make fun of his ears and his sense of style.

the Succubus Entry # 4

the Succubus Entry # 4

It’s always just been one of those things, like my friend who doesn’t like Aqua Teen I’ve never gotten it before, but now that i look, she does have really nice wings.

the Great Pumpkin Entry # 8

the Great Pumpkin Entry # 8

Yes! a good solid judge pandering! That my friends is a great (big Lego) pumpkin! And entertainingly Lego folk, like people folk, seem to get poorly formed joints once they grow to excessive size! Great grabby hands too!

The Hootpecker Entry # 1

The Hootpecker Entry # 1

Yes those are some crazy hypnotoad eyes again! and such an electric red tuft! Though i gotta admit I’m incredibly sidetracked and enamored by her buggy companions/appetizers especially that green one with the Tammy Fays and the possibility that he’s a rare unicorn mosquito doing the backstroke!

Judge’s Commentary

I like that he looks like he all hopped up on caffiene and I especially like the ‘jazz hands’ fly.

the Piasa Bird Entry # 13

the Piasa Bird Entry # 13

So I woulda think there was a wee baby missing from this one but the tie hanging out of the mouth might actually signify a full missing family? or does this dude just like wearing ties and that’s the closest you can come with no arms?

the Turkey Entry # 14

the Turkey Entry # 14

Yes it’s a turkey mythical beast bomb! I freaking love when you guys are self referential… and that’s possibly the most electric turkey thusfar and really i think its the googly eyes that got me with this one.

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 10

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 10

Ha! I could look at that plummeting guys butt all day! and his snake or large intestine or whatnot round the neck is sitting in such a way that combined with his stance he reminds me of Han Solo!

The Werebear Entry # 9

The Were-Bear Entry # 9

I want to see a Care Bear Were Bear vs. Beanie Baby Were Bear smack down! So other than the giant bag of counterfeits my friend got in a get rich quick scheme, I have to admit to beany ignorance, did they all have such

the Valkyrie Entry # 12

the Valkyrie Entry # 12

Came with caption:
“Boobs, wings, meads & steed.”
For the obvious REVCO tie in I’m going to go with the streamlined “Boobs, Meads and Steeds!” that could have entirely changed the audience at industrial shows throughout the 90s, Sure they’d probally still be into heroin, but they’d spell it with an extra “e” at the end!

The Leprechaun Entry # 19

The Leprechaun Entry # 19

Those thighs so incredibly big…
and his face is the snout of a pig…
but with two four leaf shamrocks…
he could shrink up those ham hocks …
and still wish to learn how to jig…

The Nephilim Entry # 12

The Nephilim Entry # 12

If I learned anything from Army of Darkness it’s that giants especially like having their nostrils pulled, getting their eyes poked and getting stabbed by lil tiny forks, so even if the big game never happens at least you two can have some fun.

The Melon Heads Entry # 17

The Melon Heads Entry # 17

Stupid captions… they always make me laugh… this guy could also double as an evil mushroom, a dinosaur or a walking carnivorous goldfish as well. (walking goldfish being my preference) And beasts in bow ties, always cool!

The Mothman Entry # 15

The Mothman Entry # 15

Awww man this guy got lost in the interweb so he missed judgement, but dammit if he doesn’t come with his own joke and freaking jeanshorts. Plus he scores somewhere near the top of the adorable scale, so points from me at least!

The Vegetable Lamb Entry # 4

The Vegetable Lamb Entry # 4

Pretty sure this is our first beast done with pastelles and the white on the colored paper is remarkably poppy and clean and you have to love that he’s made from such a quickly renewable resource.

The Hydra Entry # 2

The Hydra Entry # 2

Well this guy is freaking adorable! So colorful and I’m pretty impressed with the range of emotions a simple dot and squiggled line can represent!

The Weeping Woman Entry # 13

The Weeping Woman Entry # 13

That’s the nice thing about interpretation, sometimes you don’t need blabbering cries, wet dresses and drowning babies to make a beast… you just need to capture its soul in a giant red cubist eye!