“Lusca Jerk sauce! – The caribbean jerk sauce that drags you into the depths of flavor by the tentacles!”
I bet I’m a blue hole blaster man myself…
The Lusca Entry # 6
The Innsmouth Look Entry # 3
Haha you know, until you see all those words piled up like that it’s easy to not notice how porny they are… ooops… I mean this does look way more fun than justfarmers.com or whatever that weird one is you see on cable when you leave the cities! Also their shifty sideways glances of love and freaking names are gonna make me chuckle all day!
The Monoceros Entry # 7
A monocle wearing beast! Who’s jacket is finely fleeced, it’s a damn fine idea, plus onomatopoeia! Hey is that airship going east???(boooooo!)
The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 4
Yes! Someone get this man a storefront now! I know there are a few Bigfoot pizza establishments out there but I will always cheer for the underdog with a good niche! When you get it running I want one of those sweet star trek looking tops!
The Flying Humanoid Entry # 4
Yes! The mothman obviously never called pablo picasso an asshole! Dammit those flabby black sock wings and his keels are cracking me up!
The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 3
It’s hard to know exactly why this feels so much like a bootleg Danzig 7″ (I know, who the hell would boot a danzig single in 2017… how is that even a thought?) At first I thought it was the ‘roided up wingskins, then I figured, nah it’s the 4 legged fishnets, or maybe the shirt… or maybe the skull necklace… needless to say it hits a lot of those same notes and has the added advantage of sort of looking like its launching from a B hole! So I’m all for it!
The Beast of Busco Entry # 7
Man look at the size of that mighty front flipper! Such a powerful, Gamera-esque shell and dammit if the spacing in the thought bubble over that tiny eyed noggin doesn’t make it well thought out and turtle paced!
The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 8
Yes! That is one hell of a custom flannel! Plus cheese and a Tommy Bartlett references! This one screams Wisconsin, well I suppose screaming isn’t really Wisconsin either, lets just say it says it clearly and politely! 😉
The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 7
I love it when you guys do a little of your own research, That beast appearing on the especially unique regulation sign is Orange Eyes, the slightly more famous and squatch-like beast from the Charles Mill Lake region… And now I can’t help but imagine years ago when a young Kermit sized version of our frog spotted, arm-less hero, would wish upon wish to just get that tall…
The Lufferlang Entry # 7
Yes! The descriptors and history really do almost go better as a toy’s backstory than a real beast… big fan of the spider mask and dammit those extra jointed elephantine legs are amazing!
The Tatty Bogle Entry # 7
Haha Our artist said it ended up reminding him of Red Skelton’s Freddie the Freeloader made scarecrow, which made me laugh and feel a lil better about his clip cloppity, footless existence. Cause know we know that he’s never alone in his travels… (cause he’s got fleas!) Oh and nice Will-O-Wisps btw!
Quetzalcoatl Entry # 5
Oh Q! How could I forget about Q?! Don’t you let that big guy get you down… no matter how beautiful his plummage!
The Kitsune Entry # 23
You know I love to pretend to “know” whats going on in all these pics or at least who the players are and this one has me pleasantly stumped to the point that I’ve stopped trying to analyze and just started quietly singing “someone left my fox out in the raaain…” and is that umbrella wearing pants?
The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry #12
Holy sh*t the peanuts grimace on that tree is amazing and adult speak as black forgotten tongue kinda genius… but determined as he is to do battle with the void… I sorta worry that charlie brown, what with his belly stuffed full of frustration and self doubt, will be turned before this evening is done…
The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 5
Man there’s a genius level of nerdery in here! Is that a shoggoth behind the werewolf? (who looks so entertainingly weasely), and that fez, while entirely appropriate made me lol for some reason! Plus the whole things got such a good early 90s “equally weighted line to the edges” indie comic feel!
The Underwater Panther Entry # 11
Man the tension building in this one… I always joke about “a battle as old as time” and humorously I think this actually qualifies! Now if I were an odds man, I’d note that there’s a fluidity to that Panthers movement that you’d be silly to bet against… Plus look at that army of adorable lil fishies!
