The Odqan Entry # 9

The Odqan Entry # 9

F’ing A… someone get this man a van to paint! The only real question is do you face the goat forward? Or peaceably looking back at the roads since traveled?

The Enfield Horror Entry # 10

The Enfield Horror Entry # 10

As he stepped through the door to the afterlife and his corporeal form disintegrated, the true horror of what he had done with his time here on earth took hold…

The Mngwa Entry # 10

The Mngwa Entry # 10

You know I bet that dark cloud wasn’t intentional but it sure as sh*t makes this a masterpiece, combine that and the riled up tail and you might as well just screams “cats of doooom”!

The Mngwa Entry # 7

the Mngwa Entry # 7

Hard to know if this guy is jumping over the moon, or merely running like hell for the opening of a tunnel quickly filling with noxious fumes… hell or for that matter a really tight crop of a Mngwa slipper… regardless it makes me happy!

The Leprocaun Entry # 5

The Leprocaun Entry # 5

Yes! That gum you like is going to come back into style!… also where is my garmonbozia?

The Innsmouth Look Entry # 6

The Innsmouth Look Entry # 6

Possible you’re drawing for the wrong story here… this seems a heck of a lot like an excerpt from “Briney Shrimp’s First Day of School”… nonetheless the fear of the unknown, be it bullies or deep ones is real in those eyes!

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 6

The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 6

Not sure about you guys, but it’s given away by those eyes, despite the Mike Muir hat and the cheeks kinda fat… that’s spongebob in disguise

The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 6

The Yara Ma Yha Who Entry # 6

They call it skinning the cat, I’m pretty locked on that… but i’m fully unsure, how his buttocks have turned, and moved from his front from his back!

Mother Earth Entry # 5

Mother Earth Entry # 5

I cant decide if i want this to be an adorable little wooden fertility totem or if its the best design ever for a pre-prepared, stick butted, ice cream treat!

The Giant Turkey Entry # 12

The Giant Turkey Entry # 12

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. (hit the music!!!)

The Man Eating Tree Entry # 5

The Man Eating Tree Entry # 5

Oh lil punk rock plant, don’t dare me to try those sweet hallucinogenic juices with those eyes, it’ll only make me want to get at them more! Someone should have this tattoo’d btw!

The Roudhofdi Entry # 5

The Roudhofdi Entry # 5

It’s easy to see this as an “F you spear fisher!” kind of reaction… but I like it even better if you imagine this is the face you make right before you bellow “but whyyyyy!?!” in whale…

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 5

Priapus as a Scarecrow! Entry # 5

Haha! So when we started this online, we were pretty positive every single drawing would come in with a painfully arched back and a giant veiny member… but what? Six plus years in and turns out Sean gets to be the first artist to get fired….ok I kid I kid!…. 8==D

The Duppy Entry # 7

The Duppy Entry # 7

Maaaaaa! That eyeless Jamaican ghost is creeping out of the gutter of my book again!

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 5

The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 5

incoming cartoon contract from Nickalodeon in 3…2…1… here’s hoping you already have a few story lines mapped out….Also I’m kind of enticed by the fact that his chest looks a lil like a castle gray skull-y drawbridge!

The Lobster Boy Entry # 7

The Lobster Boy Entry # 7

Man i wonder how deep into middle america you’d have to go before you legit had someone call your malformed youth “demon” these days? I mean few years back you coulda just called northern florida and potentially iowa, but nowadays seems like it’s all the rage… I say wear those claws like a badge of honor kid… proves you aint them!

Paul Bunyan Entry # 7

Paul Bunyan Entry # 7

Man I thought mine was a lil sexy, but this f’er eats trees for breakfast!… or potentially lunch… or dinner… tough to know without any context, but who cares cause that’s tough as hell regardless!

The Rougarou Entry # 6

The Rougarou Entry # 6

Snoopy never really recovered after the tragic death of his lil yellow friend…

The Merman 2018 Entry # 7

The Merman 2018 Entry # 7

See I’m trying to decide if he’s old and weathered or just one of those freakish giant balding baby looking folks… hell maybe he just grows backwards! Great rib gills regardless!

The Camelopard Entry # 3

The Camelopard Entry # 3

So I don’t know what your zoo is like, but our chicago area giraffes can sorta dangle their noses and tongues over their fencing to about human head height, which makes for some humorously close calls to face licks, wig removals etc… One would assume this guy would make that a very different scene, with all the purring and giant yarn play I mean…

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 9

The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 9

If anyone is still playing Pokemon, pretty sure we just found the ghost of Mr Mime! And man do i love me a set of drawn boneless limbs, can’t let sharks and octopi have all the fun!

The Ant-Lion Entry # 6

The Ant-Lion Entry # 6

In the future, all jaguar tattoos will have insect legs… took me a second to realize those were grubs… but makes way more sense than a pile of boobs.

The Tikbalang Entry #8

The Tikbalang Entry # 8

See I have no idea if the x marked basket in the cave is part of the drawing or just part of the customized notepad… but dammit, and I know it’s not the Tikbalangs thing, but he’s got one hell of a portent of doom thing going here that I sorta love!

The Death of Baldr Entry # 4

The Death Of Baldr Entry # 4

Man shot square in the belly button huh? I doubt it hurts any more or less, but sort of an added insult right? Also, no wonder he was one of the most popular norse god, he looks a heck of a lot like the Ultimate Warrior!

Tiny Tim Entry # 8

Tiny Tim Entry # 8

If someone doesn’t buy this art to put on a package of japanese shortbread cookies… there’s just something wrong with the world! 😉

The Pygmies Entry # 5

The Pygmies Entry # 5

Just cause pygmies look similar, it doesn’t mean they’re all the same. Some go to war, some just quietly stand on the edge of Oceanus looking at the sky contemplating their place in this big bad world and wondering why they have a boob on their belly!

The Turkey # 18

The Turkey # 18

I like this game! The old can i make my Turkey cute enough that Chip won’t try his best to see whats on the list on the back side of my drawing… well you almost did… then when i translated the first item as Wall. E. Lamb. I laughed and let it go hahaha!

The Turkey # 13

The Turkey # 13

Remember that time you tapped a construction paper turkey tail to a rabid duck? I wish we had a picture of that…

The Draugr Entry # 8

The Draugr Entry # 8

Man! Look at the eye connection with that lil terrified viking on the bottom right! That my friends is what we call an emotional connection with the scene… And I kinda love that the Draugr has the expression a dog wears when it finds a baby bird… he may not kill it, but odds are he’s putting his face really, really close to it!

The Vampire Entry # 9

The Vampire Entry # 9

You know this looks oddly like a dead on rendering of my elementary school janitor… Now I have to wonder… Btw if I’ve never mentioned it I really do appreciate the laying on your back in the grass, “watching the beasts fly by” perspective!

The Puca Entry # 7

The Puca Entry # 7

Everyone always gives bacteria so much credit when it comes to year end decomposition. But really it’s the myriad of funghi and the lil squirmy beasts that do all the heavy lifting as demonstrated here! Man… thinking about it… I bet a snail with armpits smells like hell… so moist!

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 7

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 7

Oh man the old my belly full but me hungry eyes! Something about the bow on that pigs head and the loincloth that are leaning creepy, creepy baby… and dammit if he doesn’t have a proper pig riders bow legs! Nicely played!

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 5

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 5

Nothing wrong with a lil free advertising for those establishments hosting our draw-ers! Dammit those bejeweled eyeholes are freaking me out but I know one thing this guy is full on screeching “dooooooom”

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 7

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 7

You know those gloworms you used to let kids afraid of the dark sleep with? Little did you know, this is what they look like post chrysalis! Man what great gummy fangs too!

The Beast of Busco Entry # 10

The Beast of Busco Entry # 10

You know at first I was going to make some WB amphibian try out joke, but I think I like it way better if we all just assume he’s burping… as we learned from Revenge of the Nerds: “the real burp does not come from the stomach, but from the soul..”

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 6

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 6

Haha! Yesss! So I recently reworked my pond, and I gotta tell you, there are wormy beast of all horrific varieties and sizes living under the stones in a pond… I’m still pretty convinced one probably made it to my brain… but if it did, and it was this loving eyed, hippo faced loaf, I might just be ok with that!

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 10

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 10

You know I’ve always thought the hardest part of being a lifeguard would be determining the difference in panicked drowning and pure water born elation… I have no idea if i should be worried for this adorably lamprey mouthed behemoth, or if i should be glad he’s having a good time?

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 12

The Charles Mill Lake Monster Entry #12

You may say he’s swimming in a horribly broken “there’s something wrong with me” fashion… but it brings me a comical joy to imagine he’s curled up for a soothing nap on a much larger monster parent!

The Catoblepas Entry # 10

The Catoblepas Entry # 10

Haha, don’t ask me why… but all I can see in this one, is a really dissapointed in how he was reborn, Michael Chiklis… and I kinda love it!

The Amphisbaena Entry # 6

The Amphisbaena Entry # 6

So any of you out there with at least two pets can attest that there’s a certain realism here that can’t be denied… two similar brains, bodies and goals but every one of em has a very different way of getting there! Personally I prefer the eye popping vacuum action pictured on the left!