The Pygmies Entry # 6

The Pygmies Entry # 6

Man… I don’t remember taking mushrooms… and I’m still trying to decide if this is an amazing crop or if it’s just a drawn a bit too low belly button, pretending to be a great crop… but i know its sexy!

The Turkey # 14

The Turkey # 14

Something about that tight ming the mercilous style pilgrim hood (there’s probably a name for those huh?) that always makes me think of 70s sci fi illustrations… Like the kind of thing e smith would put on a wall or what could have been an alternate cover for “Wizards”… also, great, proud, high stepping, prance!

The Draugr Entry # 7

The Draugr Entry # 7

You know at first I was like “hey, savagely handsome viking, that looks a lil like Sean” but the more you look, the more it seems possible that this is merely a wookie in a lil, masquerade style, person mask! Regardless we can all agree he has a tiny, tiny mouth!

The Vampire Entry # 10

The Vampire Entry # 10

Vampire? Or master Shakespearean actor? Both work pretty well! I worry that maybe his head is stealing all the bloody nutrients that those tiny tiny feet are so desperately starved for… also I bet this would make for a pretty sweet kite!

The Puca Entry # 6

The Puca Entry # 6

I know those are goat or sheep legs or something but its way weirder if for that odd second you realize it looks like hairy spider fangs… and now I’m terrified with the concept that handful of parsnips or not… He’s got 8 eyes hiding under those jorts…

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 8

Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 8

Where just gonna call this one when pig men fly and note that he should really cut his sodium intake what with those atrociously swolled ankles!… also is he drooling on his own arm?

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 7

The Flying Humanoid Entry # 7

I’m calling someone was drinking! Dammit those pine tree shaped fuzzy antennae are amazing! but also, his broken arm obviously has him very sad! And I like to imagine he’s flying at like walking level with his toes dragging, just cause it adds to the effect!

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 6

The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 6

See I have a hard time judging whether this is a giant, lithe, winged, seanbeast unfurling himself from the bottom of the lake about to do great evil? or if he’s merely stretching some tight hammies before a run? I mean both work?

The Beast of Busco Entry # 6

The Beast of Busco Entry # 6

Haha look at that aged, wizard like, wisdom in those eyes, and with that sweet bald cap looking noggin, he oddly, reminds me of a slow moving, armor plated, Ming the Merciless!

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 7

The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 7

I love that this works two ways! It could obviously be all one beautiful crocodilian beast, but I sorta like the feel even better if it’s a lil furry tiny legged, walrus toothed seanbeast running from what is most obviously a sandworm!

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 9

The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 9

You know I almost want lil pinchers are the end of the mustache tentacles so he could eat like one of those nibbly crabs, but even as he is now I’d feed him a lil cheese from the dock!

The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 11

The Charles Mill Lake Monster Entry #11

So I think the obvious question here is if he were to start running as fast as those lil flippers could… would he lean comically forward or backwards? Also, did they have giant hot dog costumes in 1959?

The Catoblepas Entry # 9

The Catoblepas Entry # 9

Imagine a freaking whole herd of these, just slowly trotting along, poisoning the confidence of all those in range with that look of intense concern… I mean… I just woke up, and this one’s already made me feel I’ve done something wrong!

The Amphisbaena Entry # 5

The Amphisbaena Entry # 5

Haha man… so long ago I used to manage images for an adult webstore. I still remember one of the products that puzzled even my sensibilities was the double sided santa dong… it pretty much looked exactly like this… Though I suppose the seanbeast version is lacking the rotund belly.

The Bunyip Entry # 12

The Bunyip Entry # 12

Haha! You know Judge Ken might be on to something, these seanbeasts do seem to have gotten notably more damaged as of late! Tell me this isn’t the lil creature looking up teary eyed from a wicker cage the corner of a witches hut… that looks suspiciously like the messenger you sent months ago.

The Ropen Entry # 8

The Ropen Entry # 8

You know I can’t decide if he’s running to catch up with someone or simply “walking on sunshine” And honestly if you look deep in those eyes, I’m not entirely sure he know either! but dammit that’s a good gross mouth!

The Lufferlang Entry # 8

The Lufferlang Entry # 7

You know from the spread of those multi hinged legs, and position of the top arms and the look in that eye… I’m not entirely sure that this isn’t a safely cropped, donkey schlong shot… but maybe we’ll go with benefit of the doubt, and say he’s just riding an invisible big wheel?

The Gaki Entry # 9

The Gaki Entry # 9

Crap if that’s what a Gaki looks like, jean shorts aside, it’s possible I know a lot of Gakis?! And while I assume it’s intended to be standing upright, if you rotate the pic 90 degrees clockwise, you suddenly get a pretty accurate shot of “ruined”!

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 8

The Lady of the Lake Entry # 8

Man that is a luxurious seanbeast mane! I’ve seen enough horror movies to spot a special effect setup, look at the girth and the shoulder height, that sword arm is 100% someone standing behind her-m… but I do so love the mismatchedness!

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 8

The Tatty Bogle Entry # 8

There’s something about the most common seanbeast perspective that always makes me feel like I’ve just answered the front door and that immediately makes me scan the beast for trouble… while as a whole, this one is surprisingly amicable looking … look at that squinty eye this week and tell me you can’t taste the murder!

Quetzalcoatl Entry # 10

Quetzalcoatl Entry # 10

While I’m calling this one looks a lil like a slow moving caterpillar Quetz, You gotta love that the finely side parted quaff is feathers but his beard is still mostly pubes!

Oggie The Giant Salamander Entry # 8

Oggie The Giant Salamander Entry # 8

Hahaha! So streamlined! Kind of like a horrific cross between a platypus sean and a wet baby gerbil sean! And such wee lil baby arms!

The Kitsune Entry # 26

The Kitsune Entry # 26

Hahaha That’s good sad fox! I swear if you stare long enough… you start to get cold! Look at those tiny lil feet at the ends of those round meaty hocks! And I’m not positive, but its possible those front legs are just tied around his neck!

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry #11

The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry #11

My favorite part is that it looks like someone got the wrong bottom half for their carrot costume but are really hoping no one notices! And am I the only one that thinks this pumpkin has a well cared for, classic pick up at home?

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 9

The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 9

aaaand ACTION! Now the question is battle to the death? or using each other’s weight to gain the trampoline heights that a couple of buddy seanbeasts deserve… Oh the wolf’s wearing sneakers! Battle to the death it is!

The Dingbat Entry # 11

The Dingbat Entry # 11

Look at those lil baby feet! Interesting that bat seanbeast has such professionally smoothed munster hair… It’s the first time Ive felt that one of these bats wants to take me to his yankee workshop and teach me about hand tooling wood!

The Hippalectryon Entry # 13

The Hippalectryon Entry # 13

And now presenting… the handsomest horse head in the world! I mean seriously did it get fathered by 1983’s Tom Selleck? Look at those eyes!… Oh and I suppose in these terms its sired… but still!

The Momo Entry # 10

The Momo Entry # 10

Remember that time a Momo went to magician’s camp and learned to levitate sandwiches to impress his friends… only he’s a Momo so he doesn’t have friends and the story still ends sad… Regardless that’s a great possessed puppet stare he’s got going!

The Corn Mother Entry # 8

The Corn Mother Entry # 8

While it’s pretty safe to assume that’s corn, I kinda like it as as a portrait of the most contented guy to ever get stuck in an old timey stone wishing well!

The Bean Nighe Entry # 11

The Bean Nighe Entry # 11

Oh man that’s exactly what my posture’s gonna look like in a few more years! I kinda love that its got werewolfy forearm hands and while i know its supposed to be disguised as a jean short leg…. I’m pretty sure this thing has a boner!

The Sphinx Entry # 10

The Sphinx Entry # 10

I gotta say for having an ewok face and wookie hair this thing has some freaking terrifying claws! And is he wearing football eye black? I know egypt is sunny… and if your main task is to just hang out looking into the distance… i suppose that makes some sense.

The Menehune Entry # 5

The Menehune Entry # 5

Dammit! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone love a sand dollar that much, and that’s coming from a guy who used to be pretty into sand dollars! Plus that’s some pretty solid menehune hair!

The Selkie Entry # 9

The Selkie Entry # 9

Haha so I cant tell for sure if he’s just leaning up against an invisible lectern, or if he in fact is airborne, in the midst of the selkies famed water launch to smothering seal-y embrace… both work exceedingly well and dammit that’s a fine looking fur!

Bloody Bones Entry # 6

Bloody Bones Entry # 6

I love how english seanbeasts always look entertainingly more grunge than american seanbeasts! Great emaciation! …and safe to assume, to prove his point, he sits a child down, builds and entire new child out of seitan colored with beets, then consumes him, explaining the whole time how unpleasant this all could be….?

The Jorogumo Entry # 6

The Jorogumo Entry # 6

You know I was curious whether or not we’d get a manwhore spider! I mean it is 2016. And such a tarantula-ly hirsute one at that. and pretty great that the bulb of his samurai manhore bun sorta balances that bulbous butt of his!

The Billdad Drawing # 15

The Billdad Entry # 15

A lil late to the party but damn glad to see him! Such a good “staring into time” style super hero gaze! and I mean can you ever have too many artfully rowed out nipples?

The Pegasus Entry # 6

The Pegasus Entry # 6

I look at this one and it’s gaze looking over the endless edge of existence, and I think, hey this would have been a way more pleasant way to end “Event Horizon”!

The Ghoul Entry # 7

The Ghoul Entry # 7

You know I’m not entirely sure if he’s in the ghouls equivalent of a blow around money booth, if he’s just juggling parts, or simply wandering through a fantasy, but I know with one glance, those eyes have seen horror!

The Adaro Entry # 6

The Adaro Entry # 6

I’m going with a really crop of the first ever rocket powered merman to clear our atmosphere and enter space! Once you believe that, you can really see that sense of determination mingled with terror and wonder in that stare!

The Automatons Entry # 8

The Automatons Entry # 8

Damn! I was pretty sure we already had a picture for the cover of the book of seanist beasts… of course this could also just be a pic from “Astro-Boy’s worst halloween party ever” which i kinda love too.