Either this is the illustrated fantasy of every 15 year old girl who lives in an underwater city with bedroom windows… or sneurat just watched the shape of water… nonetheless it really makes me want a merSean in a bottle!
The Camelopard Entry # 5
Yes! Those eyes! So very, very far apart! Such an obvious case of forehead schnoz! And you gotta love that he’s got the neck of one of them born too big, Indiana farm boys!
The Church Grim Entry # 4
So hard to tell if it’s a ghost pug wearing war shorts or just a similarly snub nosed spirit pup… but what does appear obvious (because i like to ignore perspective) is that he is obviously the size of a frigging whale… Demons come get your giant tongue lashings! And gooood ghost dog!!!
The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 8
Yes! So I think the obvious question here is: Was it your assumption that the red glowing eyes were just a set of highly glossed well spaced round nipples?
The Ant-Lion Entry # 5
You know if you’re that sexy, not having a heart might just be a coping mechanism. That windblown beard is amazing….
The Tikbalang Entry #7
Haha you know as much as I try not to see it, it really looks like you quickly tried to disguise a drawing of a hairy chested man horse with a raging… well you know… It does make me really want to see a walk cycle of one of these guys running hurdles though!
The Death of Baldr Entry # 6
No seriously guys… is there something on my face? Feels a lot like there’s something on my face… that and the way you are all staring….
Tiny Tim Entry # 7
Haha I’m not sure if he’s outgrown his little crutch or if that’s just an old english way of supporting your grotesquely overgrown shoulder! And I really appreciate that from a distance it sorta looks like his legs are plaid too!
The Pygmies Entry # 6
Man… I don’t remember taking mushrooms… and I’m still trying to decide if this is an amazing crop or if it’s just a drawn a bit too low belly button, pretending to be a great crop… but i know its sexy!
The Turkey # 14
Something about that tight ming the mercilous style pilgrim hood (there’s probably a name for those huh?) that always makes me think of 70s sci fi illustrations… Like the kind of thing e smith would put on a wall or what could have been an alternate cover for “Wizards”… also, great, proud, high stepping, prance!
The Draugr Entry # 7
You know at first I was like “hey, savagely handsome viking, that looks a lil like Sean” but the more you look, the more it seems possible that this is merely a wookie in a lil, masquerade style, person mask! Regardless we can all agree he has a tiny, tiny mouth!
The Vampire Entry # 10
Vampire? Or master Shakespearean actor? Both work pretty well! I worry that maybe his head is stealing all the bloody nutrients that those tiny tiny feet are so desperately starved for… also I bet this would make for a pretty sweet kite!
The Puca Entry # 6
I know those are goat or sheep legs or something but its way weirder if for that odd second you realize it looks like hairy spider fangs… and now I’m terrified with the concept that handful of parsnips or not… He’s got 8 eyes hiding under those jorts…
Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 8
Where just gonna call this one when pig men fly and note that he should really cut his sodium intake what with those atrociously swolled ankles!… also is he drooling on his own arm?
The Flying Humanoid Entry # 7
I’m calling someone was drinking! Dammit those pine tree shaped fuzzy antennae are amazing! but also, his broken arm obviously has him very sad! And I like to imagine he’s flying at like walking level with his toes dragging, just cause it adds to the effect!
The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 6
See I have a hard time judging whether this is a giant, lithe, winged, seanbeast unfurling himself from the bottom of the lake about to do great evil? or if he’s merely stretching some tight hammies before a run? I mean both work?
The Beast of Busco Entry # 6
Haha look at that aged, wizard like, wisdom in those eyes, and with that sweet bald cap looking noggin, he oddly, reminds me of a slow moving, armor plated, Ming the Merciless!
The Bear Lake Monster Entry # 7
I love that this works two ways! It could obviously be all one beautiful crocodilian beast, but I sorta like the feel even better if it’s a lil furry tiny legged, walrus toothed seanbeast running from what is most obviously a sandworm!
The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 9
You know I almost want lil pinchers are the end of the mustache tentacles so he could eat like one of those nibbly crabs, but even as he is now I’d feed him a lil cheese from the dock!
The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 11
So I think the obvious question here is if he were to start running as fast as those lil flippers could… would he lean comically forward or backwards? Also, did they have giant hot dog costumes in 1959?
The Catoblepas Entry # 9
Imagine a freaking whole herd of these, just slowly trotting along, poisoning the confidence of all those in range with that look of intense concern… I mean… I just woke up, and this one’s already made me feel I’ve done something wrong!
The Amphisbaena Entry # 5
Haha man… so long ago I used to manage images for an adult webstore. I still remember one of the products that puzzled even my sensibilities was the double sided santa dong… it pretty much looked exactly like this… Though I suppose the seanbeast version is lacking the rotund belly.
The Bunyip Entry # 12
Haha! You know Judge Ken might be on to something, these seanbeasts do seem to have gotten notably more damaged as of late! Tell me this isn’t the lil creature looking up teary eyed from a wicker cage the corner of a witches hut… that looks suspiciously like the messenger you sent months ago.
The Ropen Entry # 8
You know I can’t decide if he’s running to catch up with someone or simply “walking on sunshine” And honestly if you look deep in those eyes, I’m not entirely sure he know either! but dammit that’s a good gross mouth!
The Lufferlang Entry # 8
You know from the spread of those multi hinged legs, and position of the top arms and the look in that eye… I’m not entirely sure that this isn’t a safely cropped, donkey schlong shot… but maybe we’ll go with benefit of the doubt, and say he’s just riding an invisible big wheel?
The Gaki Entry # 9
Crap if that’s what a Gaki looks like, jean shorts aside, it’s possible I know a lot of Gakis?! And while I assume it’s intended to be standing upright, if you rotate the pic 90 degrees clockwise, you suddenly get a pretty accurate shot of “ruined”!
The Lady of the Lake Entry # 8
Man that is a luxurious seanbeast mane! I’ve seen enough horror movies to spot a special effect setup, look at the girth and the shoulder height, that sword arm is 100% someone standing behind her-m… but I do so love the mismatchedness!
The Tatty Bogle Entry # 8
There’s something about the most common seanbeast perspective that always makes me feel like I’ve just answered the front door and that immediately makes me scan the beast for trouble… while as a whole, this one is surprisingly amicable looking … look at that squinty eye this week and tell me you can’t taste the murder!
Quetzalcoatl Entry # 10
While I’m calling this one looks a lil like a slow moving caterpillar Quetz, You gotta love that the finely side parted quaff is feathers but his beard is still mostly pubes!
Oggie The Giant Salamander Entry # 8
Hahaha! So streamlined! Kind of like a horrific cross between a platypus sean and a wet baby gerbil sean! And such wee lil baby arms!
The Kitsune Entry # 26
Hahaha That’s good sad fox! I swear if you stare long enough… you start to get cold! Look at those tiny lil feet at the ends of those round meaty hocks! And I’m not positive, but its possible those front legs are just tied around his neck!
The Great Pumpkin 2016 Entry #11
My favorite part is that it looks like someone got the wrong bottom half for their carrot costume but are really hoping no one notices! And am I the only one that thinks this pumpkin has a well cared for, classic pick up at home?
The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 9
aaaand ACTION! Now the question is battle to the death? or using each other’s weight to gain the trampoline heights that a couple of buddy seanbeasts deserve… Oh the wolf’s wearing sneakers! Battle to the death it is!
The Dingbat Entry # 11
Look at those lil baby feet! Interesting that bat seanbeast has such professionally smoothed munster hair… It’s the first time Ive felt that one of these bats wants to take me to his yankee workshop and teach me about hand tooling wood!
The Hippalectryon Entry # 13
And now presenting… the handsomest horse head in the world! I mean seriously did it get fathered by 1983’s Tom Selleck? Look at those eyes!… Oh and I suppose in these terms its sired… but still!
The Momo Entry # 10
Remember that time a Momo went to magician’s camp and learned to levitate sandwiches to impress his friends… only he’s a Momo so he doesn’t have friends and the story still ends sad… Regardless that’s a great possessed puppet stare he’s got going!
The Corn Mother Entry # 8
While it’s pretty safe to assume that’s corn, I kinda like it as as a portrait of the most contented guy to ever get stuck in an old timey stone wishing well!
The Bean Nighe Entry # 11
Oh man that’s exactly what my posture’s gonna look like in a few more years! I kinda love that its got werewolfy forearm hands and while i know its supposed to be disguised as a jean short leg…. I’m pretty sure this thing has a boner!
The Sphinx Entry # 10
I gotta say for having an ewok face and wookie hair this thing has some freaking terrifying claws! And is he wearing football eye black? I know egypt is sunny… and if your main task is to just hang out looking into the distance… i suppose that makes some sense.
The Menehune Entry # 5
Dammit! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone love a sand dollar that much, and that’s coming from a guy who used to be pretty into sand dollars! Plus that’s some pretty solid menehune hair!
