The Bean Nighe Entry # 11

The Bean Nighe Entry # 11

Oh man that’s exactly what my posture’s gonna look like in a few more years! I kinda love that its got werewolfy forearm hands and while i know its supposed to be disguised as a jean short leg…. I’m pretty sure this thing has a boner!

The Sphinx Entry # 10

The Sphinx Entry # 10

I gotta say for having an ewok face and wookie hair this thing has some freaking terrifying claws! And is he wearing football eye black? I know egypt is sunny… and if your main task is to just hang out looking into the distance… i suppose that makes some sense.

The Menehune Entry # 5

The Menehune Entry # 5

Dammit! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone love a sand dollar that much, and that’s coming from a guy who used to be pretty into sand dollars! Plus that’s some pretty solid menehune hair!

The Selkie Entry # 9

The Selkie Entry # 9

Haha so I cant tell for sure if he’s just leaning up against an invisible lectern, or if he in fact is airborne, in the midst of the selkies famed water launch to smothering seal-y embrace… both work exceedingly well and dammit that’s a fine looking fur!

Bloody Bones Entry # 6

Bloody Bones Entry # 6

I love how english seanbeasts always look entertainingly more grunge than american seanbeasts! Great emaciation! …and safe to assume, to prove his point, he sits a child down, builds and entire new child out of seitan colored with beets, then consumes him, explaining the whole time how unpleasant this all could be….?

The Jorogumo Entry # 6

The Jorogumo Entry # 6

You know I was curious whether or not we’d get a manwhore spider! I mean it is 2016. And such a tarantula-ly hirsute one at that. and pretty great that the bulb of his samurai manhore bun sorta balances that bulbous butt of his!

The Billdad Drawing # 15

The Billdad Entry # 15

A lil late to the party but damn glad to see him! Such a good “staring into time” style super hero gaze! and I mean can you ever have too many artfully rowed out nipples?

The Pegasus Entry # 6

The Pegasus Entry # 6

I look at this one and it’s gaze looking over the endless edge of existence, and I think, hey this would have been a way more pleasant way to end “Event Horizon”!

The Ghoul Entry # 7

The Ghoul Entry # 7

You know I’m not entirely sure if he’s in the ghouls equivalent of a blow around money booth, if he’s just juggling parts, or simply wandering through a fantasy, but I know with one glance, those eyes have seen horror!

The Adaro Entry # 6

The Adaro Entry # 6

I’m going with a really crop of the first ever rocket powered merman to clear our atmosphere and enter space! Once you believe that, you can really see that sense of determination mingled with terror and wonder in that stare!

The Automatons Entry # 8

The Automatons Entry # 8

Damn! I was pretty sure we already had a picture for the cover of the book of seanist beasts… of course this could also just be a pic from “Astro-Boy’s worst halloween party ever” which i kinda love too.

The Hombre Gato Entry # 8

The Hombre Gato Entry # 8

I think this asks a valid question of society… If ninja costumes always included batman-esque style cat ears, would young kids still aspire to be them? And with that in the open… Would cats as a whole be more popular?

The Tommyknockers Entry # 6

The Tommyknockers Entry # 6

You know I’m not sure if this is a miner, a Knocker or a homeless man in lederhosen and a belly shirt accessorized with a t square, but I know I like it!

The Flying Reindeer Entry # 11

The Flying Reindeer Entry # 11

Hahaha! that lil glowing pig nose! I also like that he looks a lil like his bones have quit!

The Orang Pendek Entry # 7

The First Place Orang Pendek Entry

I like that you’re following the age old adage that the nipples of your subject are exactly as far apart as it’s eye…. hey wait a second… haha… That aside I’m calling this seanbeast seems a lil less squinty eyed and potentially even quaffed for the town? What gives?

Judge’s Commentary – I feel this is one of those sold out/ no they didn’t arguments that could go on for generations… is this simply an uninspired derivative of the original sadsquatch? or the natural progression of art, the combining of two of beast drawings strongest movements (being of course seanism and timid pencil lines ending in a whisper of sadness). I’m voting for option two!

The Wapaloosie Entry # 6

The Wapaloosie Entry # 6

You know I’ll just say it this way… That’s the handsomest rat lion I’ve ever seen! Funny how much more respectable a “seanbeast” seems when you can only see one eye!

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 13

The Turkey 2015 Entry # 13

So A tiny part of me wants to keep MBW running for long enough to have like a crazy 50 year long anthology gif of turkey sean aging… I mean I want to keep it rolling for more reasons than that… but it’s a pretty solid one!

The Cynocephali Entry # 8

The Cynocephali Entry # 8

Yesss! Interesting, that I dont recall sending a beast shirt to any dog people… but you gotta admit he’s making it look pretty great… I mean if we are to learn one real applicable life lesson from history, it’s if you’re going to cut the legs off your pants, you damn well be ready to cut off your sleeves to complete the look!

The Mummy Entry # 12

The Mummy Entry # 12

So Mummy Sean or Sean from the ski lodge episode of any number of late 70’s sitcoms?… the lude’d eyes tends to lean 70s but the jean shorts scream mythical beast! ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Mummy Entry # 5

The Mummy Entry # 5

A very rare, non Seanist submission from Sneurat, who’s I can proudly say is running her very own workplace monster draw this week… it’s gonna be slow in coming! but eventually, not having a weekly beast draw at your work will be an oddity! Now that I really look btw that nose is a lil bit “seany”!

The Jersey Devil Entry # 7

The First Place Jersey Devil Entry

Haha! So I’m trying to mesh the opposing interpretations here. The beast drawing fan side of me loves the silly devil hair, jean shorts, case of tiny foot and awkward posturing… but there is like a hostage negotiators level of concern in those hands and that forward lean that makes me wonder if maybe I shouldn’t check to make sure there’s not something behind me!

Judge’s Commentary – So I haven’t even checked but pretty sure its been forever since sneurat and her seanist beasts has won, and while I thought it’d get old eventually… I get proven wrong time and again. I mean… do the imaginary math on the thickness of that forearm and BEST case that nipple is 4 inches above his jean shorts waist line which i cant leave unrewarded… Plus the earwig’s tail sorta creeps me out!

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 11

The Mokele-Mbembe Entry # 11

Awwww… even Sean headed dinosaurs get sleepy! I like to imagine there’s a cool breeze blowing both his hair and mustache here.

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 16

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 16

Man! It’s that casual downward glance that says it all… he just realized that besides their differences, they’ve been doing things together a lot lately, maybe it’s not just for convenience anymore… maybe they’re actually becoming friends!

The Sandman Entry # 14

The Sandman Entry # 14

Woman, come put these eyes back in my head! How’m I s’posed to drive my Firebird to the carny when I ain’t got no eyes?!?

The Kappa Entry # 10

The Kappa Entry # 10

Don’t you wonder how long he’s been sitting there staring into space contemplating stuff? feels to me like it’s been a long time and will probably be a lot longer still! My only complaint, that’s totally a tortoise shell ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Far Gorta Entry #11

The Far Gorta #11

Squinty eyes, short nose.
Emaciated body.
A true Seanist beast.

 

The Beast Of Bray Road Entry # 6

The Beast Of Bray Road Entry # 6

Now with the Basketball jersey, I sorta wanna go Teen Wolf here, but i have to cop to not even watching minute one of the new one (no van surfing? why even bother?)… so instead let’s just talk about his sad sad I am a monster eyes, and how much wolfy pummeling he could do with that over-swolled right arm!

The Thunderbird Entry # 4

The Thunderbird Entry # 4

The old take a jaunt to Europe and submit your beast on a postcard as part of an Irish museum’s art exhibit eh? Ha! I gotta say I appreciate your guys’ stick-to-it-ivness… Though a tiny bit I wanted the seanbeast to be wearing a beret or something equally stereotypically Euro!

The Berserker Entry # 6

The Berserker Entry # 6

I wanna know how with no background imagery at all, this guy feels more like a ceremonial hula dancer overlooking an coastal island sunset than a bloodthirsty viking… maybe it’s just too many drugs! Regardless, I love that viking Sean has a crazy thick neck!

The Subterranean Reptoid Entry # 10

The Subterranean Reptoid Entry # 10

The concept of a Subterranean Reptoid “Point Break” made me pretty happy until I realized, there’s probably not enough vertical space down there to pull off the skydiving scene… I mean i suppose you could change it to base jumping, but you’re just never gonna get the same level of drawn out suspense ;)!

The Pukis Entry # 10

The Pukis Entry # 10

Haha, dammit is that a Seanbeast Pukis with an injured leg and a hot/cold pack? I mean I suppose he could be mid delivery of a wicked fastball like water balloon assault but that right gimper looks crippled as hell and i swear I can see the pain in his eyes…

The Feral Children Entry # 12

The Feral Children Entry # 12

This boys and girls is exactly what it feels like to catch the undivided attention of a supersized alpha predator like a tiger… enjoy the elegance in it’s movements as it bounds towards you, cause after that it’s probably just a whole lot of ripping and tearing and such!

The Monopod Entry # 19

The Monopod Entry # 19

It’s funny how when a “seanbeast” gets closer and closer to looking human the less and less it feels like the actual “sean” I mean the size and shape of this one’s skull sorta makes we wonder if it can vocalize anything more complicated than “Meep”!

The Harpy Entry # 11

The Harpy Entry # 11

So First things first, this would look fantastic really over-sized on the side of a van! and Secondly I find it a lot more fun if you read the tail feathers as motion lines and let you mind see him as disinterestedly launched from a catapult!

The Nue Entry # 9

The Nue Entry # 9

I’m not even sure I understand how something drawn in pencil can look this much like it has a really bad case of pink eye! Great Sadsquatch style line work and dammit if that’s not a damn fine, I need a nail trim, nightmare claw!

The Polevik Entry # 6

The Third Place Polevik Entry

Man and i thought i had a tiny little butt! I’m entertained that the normally wonky eyes of a seanbeast have been replaced here with a laser eyed precision to watch over his field for napping oafs… that or that’s not a horse lead, he’s on a giant meat hook, and those eyes are so focused on the far away but slowly approaching glow of death!

Judge’s Commentary – Dammit cause I just can’t stop laughing at this one… I mean i think my favorite Seanbeasts are the ones in hooded costumes, Your Bee Sean or astronaut Sean but dammit there’s something too good about this one… Whether it be that his neck is thicker than his thighs, that soft sad slouch, the fact that he could put that whole tiny hand up his still undersized schnoz or is it those damn freckles… I bet it’s the f*cking freckles! Regardless, well played

The Kraken Entry # 7

The Kraken Entry # 7

Yes! his head is in fact like a shark fin!… And I was gonna ramble on about how that ‘stache would suck cause it would always be in your cereal, but if you think about it, his diet is probably mostly dead, wet, sailors, and that in mind, what’s a lil hair other than added texture!

The World Turtle Entry # 9

The World Turtle Entry # 9

There’ve been a few “Seanist” beasts over the years that i thought would make a good cover for the retrospective coffee table book… but I’m pretty sure this is it… i mean that slow short armed space/water paddle, the dead I can see forever, but I’ll never look up eyes… and it that just a patch or are we getting a hint of buttocks through the worn hole in those jorts… whichever… bravo!

Jackalope VS Leprechaun Entry # 10

The Third Place Jackalope Vs Leprechaun Entry Tie2

HahA I’m not even sure I know what they are doing but I sorta want in? Wait… dammit is this a dance off? I mean if so, the intensity in their faces can only mean one thing… this is a dance to the death!

Judge’s Commentary – So usually discourage ties in judging, but dammit given my criteria of most violent and if you follow the formula of intense gazes carrying the same weight as punches, these two might end up looking like they just acted in the last round in Rocky!

The Aswang Entry # 7

The Aswang Entry # 7

So I know I’m not judging this time around but dammit if that invisible pony doesn’t deserve a few extra points! Also are those jorts excessively snug or is he retaining a lil “baby” weight? yessssss…..