The Turkey (2016) Entry # 20

The Turkey (2016) Entry # 20

Yes! While I will always say a festive text like that could use an eggplant as well (just in case), the sentiment is graciously received and sent right back at you!

The Fucanglong Entry # 17

The Fucanglong Entry # 17

At first I was like ha how silly, but there’s something kinda regal about it at the same time, and if those really are the elephant/My Little Pony style legs I think they are, I kinda love em.

The Fucanglong Entry # 16

The Fucanglong Entry # 16

Ha! that’s kinda brilliant! my biggest problem is there’s not a real hint of good Fucanglong or bad Fucanglong… I mean the mussed up collar leans bad but what if he’s harrison ford style good? And good dead eyes!

the Pilgrimm Entry # 5

the Pilgrimm Entry # 5

Well hello handsome and broad Pilgimm, why of course I’ll share my land (which i cannot possess anyways) and secrets with you, if you will just fix that misalligned button as i feel it makes you look untrustworthy.

Your Destructor Entry # 16

the Form Of Your Destructor Entry # 16

Awww well that’s kinda adorable and painfully poignant. I still like to think there could always be a bright side, an ocean full of hairless sea bears!… though i suppose thats what a seal is… regardless I love the angry sun!

Judge’s Commentary

This one is probably the most accurate depiction of our destroyer from without and scares me the most. The cutout effect really enhances the lonely desperation.